Ok so yeah I know your all thinking I got all these viruses from looking at porn but that's not true ...they actually came about through me trying to download some music programs through the pirate torrentz thingo place haha . Which in the end I didn't even use because holy fuck that shit is COMPLICATED !! I mean I would love to make music and I love music and listen to it religiously and talk about it constantly but seriously ...that shit was like giving King Henry V an ipad and telling him to make some "sic ass beatz" ...just aint gunna happen... and it didn't .
Funny thing happened one time was I was on facebook just talking to someone on the chat thing and then Sara screamed accusingly at me "WHO THE FUCK IS HEIDI !!!??? " and she was referring to the scantily glad girl in a pop up chat screen who was saying dirty things to me in Norsk ( which I don't understand ) but anyways the point was that even though I know I have no reason to stress or anything but my heart actually skipped a beat for some reason and for a second my world started to cave into itself lol ....kinda like when im at the airport getting my bag searched by customs ( yeah they love people with big beards :P ) and im fucking sweating and twitching and nervous as hell even though I know %100 that I have nothing illegal or anything else to worry about in my suitcase but for some stupid reason my brain just goes .... nah man remember your an idiot and idiots are capable of any amounts of stupid activity ...for all you know you probably have managed to smuggle a super rare diamondback indian pit viper snake in the secret compartment of your bad accidentaly somehow .... but then the cool feeling of reason flows ever so smoothly over my body caressing my brain into a sense of relief when we finally come to the realization that there is nothing to worry about .... but still that one second of "FUCK IM FUCKED YOUR AN IDIOT STUPID THINGS HAPPEND TO IDIOTS ! " is not a good second.....
This is what my viruses look like ...bad ass MOFOS!!! :P
Also I managed to download a virus protection program that is actually a virus ( only I could do that ) and now its always telling me DLL Virus protection server has located 110 viruses on your system , click fix to restore your computer to safe levels , when I know what actually will happen is that is will open some even bigger and badder virus onto my computer and then probably il be getting charged with starting Wikileaks somehow lol .
Anyways just a note to people ....viruses aren't cool and anyone who tells you they are is a pooface ....yeah I said that ...my blog, my idiocy... AAAAALRIGHTY THEEEN !!! ;)
Ok im out :)
That is all , Peace out , Catch ! :D
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