We went to HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGARY!!! ( Budapest is sick yo!)

Hey hey hey all my well travelled international interweb people. How the fuck is your person !? Hope your all good in the motherflipping hood ! ;)

Not to long ago Sara and I went on a trip to Hungary/Slovakia/Austria . This post is just about Hungary. Hungary is a small land locked country in Central Europe . Population is approximately 10 million, of which about 1.8 million live in Budapest where we went. It was a prettty damn cool place to visit with 500 year old epdawg buildings every bloody where you look !!! :) Yes I did say I was Hungry in Hungary many times !!

This first picture is just of some random awesome buildings we saw when we were on the tourist bus. The one on the right looks fucking epic I reckon !! Probably about 400 years old or some shit !! Crazy ! :)

This nexy picture is of the Sczechnyi bathhouse in Central Budapest ... these baths are thermally heated and are just a bit over 110 years old. It was fucking epic to say the least. In that huge building on the other side of the photo they have about 10 more smaller baths also thermally heated . They even had a bloody steam room that steamed mint smell, I lasted about 5 Seconds in there ... never understood saunas . Who the fuck wants to be hot !? I spent the first 26 years of my life before I moved here trying to cool down living in Brisbane ! Anyways these baths are cool as fuck !! Water temperature in there was a nice 37 degress celcius ! :)

This next Picture is of Budapest castle at night. Sara and I went on a romantic dinner cruise which I surprised Sara with ( im fucking cassanova yo!). Either way we went past the castle and I took a picture and this is it. Simple ;) Sweet castle though ay !

This next photo is of Sara and me in some small room in some huge club in Budapest . This club had 25 rooms and 7 bars ... and not many ppl because it was a Monday night haha. Ahwell we still had fun !

This next picture is of me having a go at archery when we went up to the castle. I will admit Sara beat me at it. Not next time though !

This last photo is a picture of the Parliament building (3rd biggest in the world) from the viewpoint of the castle overlooking the mighty Danube river, which is 2860 kilometres long and is Europes second longest river. See you can read my blog and learn shit aswell as look at and read a lot of other stupid shit! Winning !

All in all Budapest was a sweet place to travel. In general people were welcoming and friendly and spoke pretty good English thank god! Fuck me its cheap as fuck ! I went to the alcohol store and bought 2 bottles of wine and 4 big beers for $10 AUD ! (55 NOK) I would defeintely recommend visiting. But make sure to book a place in the centre of the city so you dont have to take taxis to much cause the taxis are cunts and they rip you off at any chance ... just like everywhere I suppose haha.

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

HOLY SHITBALLS BATMAN! - HE`S BLOGGING AGAIN !

Hey hey hey all my peeps , my internet gansters, how the fuck are ya ? So yeah havent blogged in bloody ages ay ;) Been a bit lazy to be honest and im sorry about that , when your a moderately lazy person its easy to get into a cycle of lazyness , but in being only moderately lazy this means im BACK ! Hope you guys have all had a good summer ( for those of you in Europe that is ) For those of you back home in Australia I hope you had a good winter ( otherwise known as the time its gets so Cold you MAY have to put some jeans on to go with your singlet haha ).

So Sara and I went to Greece recently for 2 weeks and thats the most interesting thing I can think of to talk about that has happened in recent history so I figured I will start there. We flew by aeromobile (otherwise known as an airplane) to an island called Santorini which is a part of the Cyclades island chain in the sea south of mainland Greece and fuck me it didnt dissapoint!! . Take a look at this picture of some olives and a Greek  beer I was gorging on our balcony , this was literally my diet for the first 3 days , beer , olives and bread , I even discovered if you get really really really good and fresh olives to go with some super fresh and tasy bread then you can just make olive sandwiches and survive on them , so fucking good !

On the first day I also managed to finally go parasailing after missing out many times before , it was ok , but kinda shit to be honest haha , after having done skydiving, shark diving , bungee jumping and cliff jumping this seemed kinda tame haha . You go pretty high in the air , they dunk you in the water , your balls get squashed up into your insides and the guys who we were doing it was about as enthused as I was. But still bloody glad a did it just to say that i did :) Here is a picture of me enjoying the thrill ride :P

This island called Santorini is basially only a thousand years old or something like that and its just a huge ass volcano and its really magnificant and picturesque and all that crap so we hired a quad bike and rode around the island to check it out . We came across a really weird beach where it seriousy looked like you were on Mars , it felt like you were on Mars to as it was about 40 degrees and there was no wind , Sara and I walked down to the water and swam for like 5 minutes and then got out and promptly left to get ourselves an ice cream to cool off , wow that sounds like something an old person would tell other people , we went to get an ice cream to cool off , well im leaving it like that anyways and hey fuck you it was hot and that ice cream was fuckin epically awesome ! ;) Here is a picture of the Mars Beach !

Ok next I will talk about the food , HOLY FUCKING JESUS THE FOOD ! It was probly my favorite thing about Greece , and whilst that may sound kinda boring it really is not because Greek food is easily my favorite type of food and I ate shitloads of it growing up in West End in Brisbane because there is a huge Greek community in West End . Have you ever heard of a cheese called Saganaki cheese ? Neither had I until I discovered my second true love ( Sara of course being the first... Hey I gotta say that shit cause she reads this haha) Saganaki cheese is a fried cheese which is a mixture between haloumi and feta cheese and fuck me its DAS BOMB! Its almost fully responsible for me putting on the 5 kgs I put on while we were away , one day I managed to eat it 3 times ! It is THAT good ! This is a pic of some saganaki cheese, some nice fresh bread , some tzatsiki of course and some olive paste , it was bloody delicious ! The saganaki is the plate with the tomatoes on it ;)

So one of the last Things Sara and I did on Santorini was head to a small town called Oia and have a really nice ( and apparently really romantic ) Dinner on a rooftop restuarant whilst watching one of the best sunsets I have ever seen , I took a really cool picture of a helicopter flying over the sunset which I think is pretty damn cool , if you look closely you can make out a small island in the background also , I reckon I should ring up national geographic and ask them if they want to use my picture haha :P

This last Picture is just of the typical Greek houses/churches and buildings you find all over Greece but they look even more spectacular when they are all so close together built on the side of a massive volcano!.

Ok seeing as though writing this blog has taken me and hour now I have decided to tell you about the rest of our Greece trip in my next blog post , which hopefully will be tomorrow and not a few months like this blog was in the making haha . Cheers cunts !

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)