Yo yo yo all my baby posting hoes I hope that your all good and your baby is very photogenic ! :)
So yeah as I become more awesome ( older ) more and more of my friends are starting to have babies ... which is cool ... what is not cool is that some of them feel the need to post up around 48 different pictures of it everyday ... I mean I understand that you love your baby and think its the greatest thing in the world but seriously I don't need to see 48 pictures per day ... OMG this is a pic of when our baby first rolled over on its right side in this particular bed at this particular time on a Wednesday which was the 15th ... well holy fucking shit thats just amazing isn't it ... who would have thought !! Unbelievable !!
Anyways enough about that and more about other stupid facebook thing's ... and there are many ... ok so this is kinda Facebook related but more phone related but seriously ... what the fuck is the go with this candy crush saga bullshit ... it's just a kids game but it seems to be all the rage nowdays ... its just bloody tetris but instead of blocks you got freaking candy or sometimes even apples or something ... this is a gross misadvertisement as the name should be candy crush saga FT. random fruits ! But seriously its getting out of control ... people will play and do anything if that's what the masses are doing ... im going to invent the newest craze and its going to be a game where you have two rectangular shaped lines on each side of the screen and a small dot representing a ball in the middle and you have to hit the ball back and forth in a kind of ping pong motion but im going to call it Jersey Shore Ping Pong Slampas Get Down And Dirty Volume i1.fuck you . It's gunna make millions possibly billions of dollars and then maybe I can live out my fantasies of banning all reality tv shows and forcing all the people who are currently on or who have ever been on a reality on to a big Island with no food and only water and tell them they need to fight to the death and be the last one standing if they are to keep their useless and material lives and there will be cameras everywhere and it will be called The Reality Show Showdown ... enough is enough , you've ruined our gene pool enough already . And the winner will actually be killed and taxidermied ( stuffed ) and they will be kept in a museum to show future generations of what can happen when the world goes terribly wrong .
When I have a baby im going to post up at least 7000 photos per day at least and om going to hire a personal assistant just to take care of the posting as it will be a full time job ;)
Think thats about it for a while , got nothing else to say really except Jersey Shore your ruining the world ... one brain dead teenager at a time ... if we're not careful in 50 years someone called Snooki Wow Wow will rule the earth and force everyone to have fake tan and carry ugly looking dogs around in our Luis Vuitton handbags that we all paid $24000 for .
That is all , Peace out ,Catch ;)
South parks version of Snooki ... if we are not careful she will rule the world with her boyfriend in the picture below called T - Dawg and the world will be finished ...
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