Hey hey hey all my shopping bag toting hoes I hope you managed to fight ur way to the front of the line and get the % 33.5 off the new Prada bags or whatever it is people buy nowdays ;)
So yeah shopping is like a religion for woman and therefore it becomes a very complicated process that the man must navigate with extreme caution as im sure there is many unwritten laws that women have when it comes to shopping and they don't tell the men ... and that's cool because we don't care anyways ;)
When im shopping with Sara I make sure to make it the least amount enjoyable for her and am always just agreeing with what she selects as im a man and as most of us have learned its much easier to just agree with everything because the faster the shopping will go . When I do actually say nah that looks terrible it is followed by a 5 minute interrogation about why didn't I like it and how it's just like another one that you said you liked ! Well thats because I was in the man shopping mode where we walk around like zombies agreeing to all answers with very limited enthusiasm . Even the one time I saw a shirt I thought was cool and Sara had been bothering me all day ... which one do you like which one would you choose , then I finally see a shirt I like and mention it and it just gets rejected with the same vigour that a balding overweight 36 year old man gets rejected by the hot blonde 21 year old who he has been stalking on the dancefloor and ever so slightly rubbing up on her in what he sees as a very sexual and sensual advance and she just notices that he smells funny and he has big sweat patches under his arms .
The other day we were shopping ... well Sara was shopping and I was being led and I was just standing there minding my own business when this lady decides she needed to look at the exact bunch of necklaces I happen to be standing in front of and proceeded to just get right up in my business and brush up against me without even a sorry or excuse me as she was just in her own world and nothing else matters except that exact bunch of necklaces I just happened to be standing in front of .
All in all I try and make the shopping experience as fast and boring as possible because if you don't like something then why would you want to encourage more of it happening ;)
That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)
I love it how you would normally associate a stampede with wild animals but when women see the word SALE there will inevitably be only one outcome ... SHOPPING MALL STAMPEDE !! ;)
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