Shit I Think About !

Hey hey hey all my thirteen fans hope your all bloody great !


So yeah couldn`t really think of a name for this blog as I dont actually have any certain topic to blog about just thought I would type whatever has been on my mind recently. :)


Tell ya what its nearly the end of winter here and fuck me im fucking excited ! Winter here is fucking dark and depressing and just plain shithouse ! People always tell me yeah well dont just complain get out there and go skiing and stuff , I did that , I went Snowboarding twice and I sucked balls ! I had done it once before in Australia (yes we have snow too haha) but that was 16 years ago and I had no fear and it turns out a much better sense of balance back then. Yes it was still fun and for sure im looking forwards to it next year but the point is its gunna take me a while to get good and another point is ITS STILL FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE !!! I come from Brisbane , sometimes it gets to 30 degrees CELCIUS in the WINTER !! Im just not used to not only being in such god damn cold weather (-20 celcuis) but also being inside so much, it sucks so much camel balls. I almost never used to watch movies or anything now I have seen nearly all of Netflix. Here is a random kinda nasty meme about Netflix haha :P Hey he deserves it ... probably ... ;)

 Back home we would always go to the park or have a BBQ or I would drive to the mountains and do a bushwalk, In fact every week I would always do a bushwalk even if it was just around the city (there was a sweet mini forest near where I used to live with my sister Teagan). Anyways dont wanna complain to much or I will seem like a dick but fuck man winter is fucked... like real fucked. What probably makes it also even worse is how good summer is here ! Sun, BBQ , swimming in the fjords and amazing sunsets at 11:30pm ! You would find a harder place to beat in the summer than Oslo when its 30 degrees and sunny and the fjords are warm. Bloody epdawg it is ! This following Picture is a sillhouette of Sara standing in the sunset at 11pm in summer in Oslo 11pm !!!!

What else is going Down?? The American election, or at least the election before the election whatever the fuck is up with that .... so far I (and many others) have come to the conclusion that  Donald Trump is the shittest cunt I have ever seen in my life, he is ugly, he is stupid , he is recist, he is sexist, he is a hypocrite and worst of all he is a MEGA CAPITALIST. Which is the LAST thing the world needs right now! The main reason for many if not ALL of the environmental, economic and social problems the world faces these days is a DIRCECT result of capitalism. This other guy Bernie Sanders looks really great and seems to have great policies including free healthcare and education for all and actually taxing the shit out of all these billionares who basically pay zero tax whilst the rest of us pay heaps and slave our whole lives to make these handfull of people all the money. You may wonder why I am almost referring to America like I live there but these days they are literally the world police and I live in the world and I would like to see the police I like ruling the world. Not that people need to rule the world but this is the shituation we find ourselves in these days. Either way Sara and I are going to America in June for her 30th birthday so I wont go on to much about the American government because I literally think there is a super small possibility that I could get in some trouble over there. I know how the NSA works thanks to Edward Snowden and now that I have only mentioned his name here it would probably come up on their list of material which needs closer analysing. Yeah I may sounds crazy but hey read a book about Edward Snowden and how .... ok I have said enough haha. We are goin to New York for five nights and I cant bloody wait ! We even booked tickets to see the New York Yankees which im pretty stoked about, not so stoked about going to see The Lion King on Broadway or some drag show she wants to go to also but I know it will make Sara happy so i suppose its worth it haha :P. This NeXT meme of Donald Trump sums up how I feel about him.... just FUCK !

Next topic, the world , the more I seem to learn about whats going on with the world the more depressed I get about it. Sometimes I wish I was just ignorant and had my head in the sand like many others pretending that there is no problems. But I cant do that, there is an endless amount of problems going down with the world RIGHT NOW, such as climate change, extremely bad economic systems which eventually will lead to the collapse of the worlds economy, the introduction of more and more robots into the workplace which in turn will lead to hundreds of millions of people being out of work IN OUR LIFETIME. All those Things and I havent even mentioned all the wars or the real reasons they are happening because what they (the government) tell you is far from true. Anyways I see now this blog is turning into more of a book or newspaper article (for those to young to know what a newspaper is Google it haha) so i will sign off and wish you all a fucking rad day ! Cheers for reading will be back again soon !


That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

If your fat ass weighs more than 350 pounds you eat for free in American restuarant. SICK !

Hey hey hey all my McDonalds loving mates I hope your all good and that your cheesburgers are as tasy as ever !

Yesterday I was watching the T.V and some program was on and they were going on about places to eat in America and this one place was called "Heart Attack Grill" and of course they served food which if eaten too much will result in a heart attack, which is fucking uncool and seriously disprespectful to those people who have lost loved ones through a heart attack. What if I opened a store called the cancer store or the parkinsons store .... people would NOT be impressed. Now whilst im not the skinniest person in the world I am not super overwweight nor will I ever be because I dont eat McDonalds 5 times a week. The most INSANE thing about this "restuarant" was that if you weighed more than 350 pounds you can EAT FOR FREE .... seriously this is fucked up , they have this huge scale that looks like it would be weighing cows but now its weighing fat ass Americans to see if they are morbidly obese enough to become more morbidly obese for free. Just look at the insanity that is this idea!

 

 

 

HAHAHAHA Deep friend in pure LARD ... and then there is some kind of energy cola and no filter cigarettes to help you along your way to a heart attack and the end of your life .... seriously fucked up ... we should be trying to help these people who are so fat they cant even wipe their own ass ..anyways  how do they wipe their own asses ?? With a rag on a stick? Maybe they blast a firehose up there? Maybe they just roll around in their own filth most of the time ... who knows ... either way my point is that this is fucking insane that we can live in a world where millions are starving yet so many people are dying because they eat TOO MUCH !! Doesnt really make to much sense to me.

 

Look at this kid!!! Problem is that it is not really his fault... its his parents, they should be jailed or loose cutody of this child ... its seriously child abuse with no doubt of a lie ! SICK !

 



 

 

 Anyways I suppose everyone can do the fuck what they want and thats why im on here giving shit to those rediculously fat Americans who think its their god given right to become the most fattest most useless most ugly most smelly pieces of shit they can possibly be ... I hope you have a heart attack you fools... and dont go commenting on this post that its mean to wish that upon someone or your mean because its their Choice. If a heroin junkie dies in an alleyway after 30 years of heroin abuse I have no sympathy for them because its their own choice and this is exactly the same ... you dont need a quadruple bypass burger you fat cunt you just need a treadmill. The End

 

 

That is all, Peace out, Catch

 



WAKE UP !!!!

Hey hey hey all my friends around the world ... did you know that people read my blog from all over the world!? Crazy shit yo!!.Just today this is where people have viewed my blog from , Sweden , Norway , Australia, America, Malaysia , Indonesia, Canada, U.K and China ... yes somehow my blog is not censored in China and someone viewed it from there ... probably the government buy hey I will take it... and thats just one day ! Im nearly at 6000 views so either a lot of people are getting lost or maybe my blog aint so bad haha :P

Are YOU awake ?? I had a friend recently say to me he was happy to see I am "awake" and at first I didnt understand him but then it dawned on me , he means he is happy to see im awake to all the wrong things in the world , the main one being the governments. Now im not saying everything about governments is wrong , someone has to be in charge otherwise anarchy will reign ... but the people who are now in charge are not helping anything and in fact they are nearly all only there for personal gain.

Ok first of all look at what happened after the Global Financial Crisis , the main reason it happened was from some very shady and ILLEGAL dealing that was done by people high in banks and their banks closed because of their greediness and wrongdoings ... why did they offer home loans to people who clearly cant afford it , why charge so many stupid and rediculous fees when all you are doing is holding peoples money and making shitloads of interest from it? Anyways im pretty sure that NOBODY has been held accountable for this and in fact the people who created the problem are STILL in charge of these banks and STILL receive multi million dollar bonuses while average hard working families get their houses reposessed.

Ok here is the obvious one ... the American government just does what it wants. There was NO evidence of there EVER being WOMD (weapons of mass destruction) in Iraq yet they still went to war with them and bombed the fuck out of their country killing hundreds of thousands for the so called mission to bring Iraq "freedom" and "democracy" ... if they dont want democracy then dont force it down their throats with bombs ... it will just make it worse ...and it did... now look what has happened ... it is just as bad if not worse than it was over 10 years ago when they invaded. Have you heard about guantanamo bay detention centre ? Im sure you have ... have you heard about what they do to people there ... I watched this documentary called Road To Guantanamo (Picture of it below) and it opened my eyes to a world of hate, torture and confessions made under duress. They are caged like dogs , beaten repeatedly and depreived of everything that it means to be a human being. Think about this one case of an English\Pakastani man who was caught up in the war and ended up there in guantanamo , he said that they would handcuff your hands not only behind your back but undernearth the back of your legs so you are in a squatting position and cant move and then they would put you in a pitch black room and play heavy metal music really loud at you for up to 4 hours at a time ... and thats just the tip of the iceberg  ... there was so many more terrible Things that were described by inmates , crazy thing is that its still OPEN !... watch this documentary and you will be amazed and scared at the same time !!

 

Ok I just looked at all the political scandals in American history and its to much to talk about . Wikipedia it and the list literally goes on for about 200 pages!. So I hope you see my point. Whilst we need governments in a sense, in general they really do only bad for us and force us into a life of "modern day slavery" in which we have to work at least 40 hours per week and we only get 1 month off per year and we pay excessive amounts of tax to this government and they just seem to waste it on unjustified wars and supporting Companies\corporations that are out to screw the working man.

Ok so the big elephant in the room is the American government and they have been lying and screwing people since , well ... since forever ... I mean look at Hiroshima and Nagasaki , the Japanese said they would surrender yet the Americans still dropped the Atom bombs and then had many many scientist stay in the country and monitor the effects of the radiation poisoning within the population for decades to come. Not many people know that the Japanese actually tried to surrender many times do they ? Also the biggest and most obvious sign of American corruption was 9\11 ... the biggest dissapointment is that most people beleive it was the "terrorists". Here is a list of things that I know are FACTS and the American government can NOT explain any of these FACTS.

-Why was Osama Bin Ladens family secretly flown out of America on the day it happened when all other planes were grounded , for "Security" reasons say the government... ummmmm I am  pretty sure that if you wanted to find someone you would KEEP the people in their family because you would want to ask them questions etc.....

-Did you know that the remnants of the two twin towers was quickly taken away by the government , not allowing for a thorough investigation of how the buildings managed to come down in the first place ( no highrise in the history of mankind has ever collapsed due to fire) which is actually ILLEGAL to take away evidence of a structual collapse without a team of highly trained engineers being allowed to complete a full investigation. All the rubble was quiclkly transported away on trucks who then took it to huge ships to be sold off to China.

-Most of the so called "highjackers" actually came from SAUDI ARABIA and NOT Afganistan as it was alledged.

-World Trade Centre building number 7 , thats right another building collapsed that day also , due to "fire" the fire is very small and only on one floor and it is still unknown why\how it started.

-Have you seen the pictures from the so called "plane" that "crashed" into the pentagon?. Take a look at this picture and you tell me how the hell a plan went through a hole that looks like that .... WHERE IS THE DAMAGE FROM THE AIRPLANES WINGS !!!! WHERE !!! ???

 

 

 

 

Ok I think thats enough government bashing for a while haha otherwise people will start to think im an insane conspiracy theorist :P. The really crazy thing is that all these things I have said are actually FACTS yet im still the one to be pointed at as the crazy one ... go figure haha :P. Anyways hope I have opened some peoples eyes a little bit , I dont really care if you dont beleive me just that you at least read what I think and have an opinion on it is all I ask ;)

That is all, Peace out, Catch ;)

 

 

 

 

THE WORLD IS FUCKED !!! ....unfortunately :(

Hey hey hey all my fucked up friends how the hell are ya ...ok so your not fucked up but the world we live in is fucked up unfortunately :( But I still hope you are all great !! :)

This is just going to be a general rant about all the fucked up things that im thinking about the world in this present point in time . It all stems from the fact that my good mate Andre who is from Brazil sent me a link on facebook saying i should share the link as the Brazillian people are making a stand against their corrupt government in the lead up to the soccer world cup in Brazil in 2014 . I watched the video and it states that the politicians are actually paying themselves as extra 3 months pay per year !! This means that come December at the end of the year they are getting paid for an extra 3 months which dont actually exsist ....this is just one of many things that is just wrong with the Brazillian government and untold amounts of other governments around the world no doubt . The thing that made me think and also made me very angry is the fact that whilst yes this is a big problem for the people of Brazil and they should stand up to their corrupt and incapable government , the thing that gets me is that there are so many other bigger problems with so many other countries in the world at the moment , with the biggest and most pressing concern being that of Syria . I know i have spoken at length about Syria but the fact is FUCKING NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING EVERYDAY !!!! The western alliance of countries are just deliberating as to whether they should help the "rebels" by supplying them with weapons ....the fact is they already supply them with non lethal aid such as trucks, first aid supplies, food and many other essential items ....but they dont supply them with weapons ...and for good reason because who knows whos hands they will end up in after the war . The problem I have is that pretty much everyone knows WHERE Bashar Al Assad is at any given time so why dont they just tactically bomb the fuck out of his strongholds with American or British or French or any god damn countries rockets ....he is a MURDERER and he is still killing and maiming thousands of innocent men, women and children and the most unbeleivable thing is it still continiues with no sign of stopping . This is all i will say about Syria as i have already expressed my opinions in another one of my posts but i just feel so strongly about it that i think it needs to be talked about more , the more people learn and understand of the atrocities that are happening the better chance that they will be stopped one way or another .

You know it actually embaressing for me to think that i live in such a world where so many things can go wrong with it . There are to many things to list and i could go on for literally days about all of them but another one that i must bring up is America, I dont like America ( not the people but the politicians and the people in charge) My point is that even at the risk of sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist I agree with the millions of people who beleive that the September 9/11 attacks that happened in America where done BY AMERICA!! How can i beleive that you may ask ? Because I dont always accept the what people tell me and I like to seek the truth and I have watched countless documentaries about this very topic , the 2 twin towers were demolished in a controlled demolition ...seriously how the FUCK is a building going to collapse onto itself when there is a fire midway up the structure!!! Think of this as an example, if you saw a tree that was on fire halfway up and was only on fire halfway up its trunk then if it was to fall over you would only assume that the tree will break apart in the middle section and fall off to one side and not collapse onto itself in a way that would not be physically possible , think about it people ....why did the buildings collapse DIRECTLY onto themselves and not fall one way or another and hit other buildings ??? Anyways I could rant on and on about this one topic for about a week because I feel so strongly about this subject and the undeniable truths that so many people choose to ignore through ignorance. I will post up a link here to a documentary about 9/11 and how it was all a big lie , please watch it and then decided for yourself  :) . I dont know the full reasons of why America would do this to themselves and claim so many innocent lives but I can guess and it was just a feeble reason to declare war on the middle east and as such to suppress an uprising in the Islam world which threatened the whole western world in the eyes of America ...im sure the politicians/military advisors that allowed this whole thing to transpire would just think of the thousands of people who died on that day as "collateral damage" . Here is the link where you can check out a very good documentary about 9/11 and see for yourself and make your own opinions :) please watch it even though sometimes its a bit boring it is VERY important in the context of how the world is now and how the world will be in the future :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq3wPOvhjp8

This is a picture of the hole in the Pentagon with an image of the exact plane that was supposed to have hit the Pentagon superimposed over it ......IT JUST DOENST FUCKING FIT DOES IT !!! Thats obviously a hole not made by a plane !!!!!

Now remember these people are all professionals and are NOT stupid and are providing you with the FACTS about what happened on that fatefull day ... i have watched countless documentaries with highly succsessfull profesionals such as , Professors , Doctors , Engineers , Architects , Politicians and so on and so on ... please people just watch a few of these "conspiracy theory" documentaries and i hope you will also seek the truth such as I have and they have done also :)

That is all , Peace out , Catch