TONY ABBOT IS A HUGE DICK ! (true story!)

hey hey hey all my Austraian political readers and viewers I hope you hate Tony Abbot as much as me ... well thats not hard really when hes just a huge dick! (true story)

Did you know that Tony Abbot is a fuckwit?. No ? Well let me assure you he is one HUGE dick ! The worst thing is that he has somehow managed to become the prime minister of Australia and not really through his policies or persona or humility but mainly kinda like an incumbent I would say ... the labour party fucked up real bad as they managed to vote  out Kevin Rudd and then Vote him back in as prime minister again during a 4 year term ... so really the Public was just like ... well fuck labour they have obviously got NO idea what they are doing lets just vote for whomever the liberal party puts up to run for prime minister ... and it was Tony Abbot ... and hes a dick ! ( a HUGE one )

One of the first few Things that Mr Abbot ( AKA-Huge Dick ) Changed directly after coming into power was allowing a proposal to go ahead for a MASSIVE port to be.... wait for it ..... BUILT ON THE GREAT BARRIER REEF ! Why ? so that Australias megadouche bitchface Gina Rhinehart (Richest woman/man in Australia) can ship out vast amounts of coal THROUGH a port contstructed ON the fucking GREAT BARRIER REEF ! ummmmm the Great Barrier Reef is ALREADY having enough trouble on its own due to the massive amounts of bleaching of corals ( due to rising global temperatures ) and also agricultural runoff from industry and the huge amounts of ships that already traverse through the reef on a daily basis. I cant beleive that this can even be considered! ... we only got one fucking Great Barrier Reef and at this rate it will be screwed by the time we have grandkids!!! ... imagine how you have to tell your grandkids there is no more Great Barrier Reef because we fucked it up - "im sorry little Jonny but we just fucked up the reef"...." but why ? how did you fuck up the reef grandad were you stupid or just ignorant?" "well little Jonny we were just ignorant... we even KNEW we were killing it but nobody seemed to care to much so we kept doing that and now its fucked" WOOPS!. Anyways enough rambling about that because  Mr Abbot has an array of many stupid things he has managed to achieve in his short time as prime minister.

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So basically the next thing that Mr Abbot did was try and approve the logging of some old Growth foests in Tasmania that had just become  UNESCO World Heritage Listed ... seriously ? They just became UNESCO listed and then your like ... nah fuck it we will just cut them down anyways ... some of the trees we are talking about take up to 300 years to grow! Stupidity!

Ok so the last thing I want to rant about is Tony Abbots New asylum seeker policy , which involves sending back boats from Indonesia packed with asylum seekers seeking a new life and a way to a life where they will not be persucuted and in harms way. First of all this is actually almost illegal due to international law which says that since they are in our territory they are our responsibility. Now im not saying that all of these "Boat People" as they are commonly reffered to in Australia are actually valid asylum seekers but the majority are and seriously if they are that desperate to get in a 30m long fising boat With 200 other People and attempt to reach Australia by braving the might of the sea for a few days then good Luck to them I say and most of them are asylum seekers and should be helped. One of the worst Things is that ever when they do Reach the Australian Mainland they spend usually one or 2 years in a "detention centre" which is more like a jail ... you cant leave , it has a big fence and you cant interact With the local community. This is not good for many obvious ways but the main one being that it automatically seggregates these asylum seekers which is not good for their mental state when trying to start a new life. Pretty much ALL Australians actually forget that WE are ALL actually "boat people" as such.  We were colonised via the First Fleet which only arrived in Australia in 1770 ... for around 60,000 years aboriginals inhabitated "Our" country and we invaded them...

Anyways what more can I say really other than Tony Abbot is a huge dick ... he even looks like a dick and talks like a dick ... I mean just look at him ... Australia you fucked up bad ... he cant even fake smile good ... and if Your gunna be prime minister that needs to be the thing your real good at !

 

 

That is all , Peace out , Catch .... and Fuck you Mr Abbot !

 

 

Australia's new policy on asylum seekers makes me sick .... I fucking LOATHE politicians !!

Hey hey hey all my politics loving mates how the hell is ya :) ?

So recently the Australian government has decided to change their policy on asylum seekers arriving by boat , mostly from Indonesia ( via places such as Iraq , Sri Lanka , Syria , Afghanistan and Burma and others ) . The new policy states that any asylum seekers arriving by boat in Australia will be sent to Papua New Guinea instead of being sent to Australia to be processed there. If there asylum claims are approved they will then be integrated into the Papua New Guinea population and Australia will effectively be washing their hands of this so called problem and just passing the buck onto a much poorer and ill equipped country in return for a few million dollars no doubt . This has enraged me to no end ... for a country in such a lucky position as ours we should be trying to help our neighbors and not burdening them with something most Australians consider a problem. To consider boat people a problem is to be massively  hypocritical as they seem to forget that Australia was founded by a fleet of boats traveling from England with a whole bunch of convicts and their captors who not only claimed a country to be theirs but took it from a race of people ( Aboriginals ) that had been living there peacefully for 50, 000 years . Im not saying that all immigrants/refugees are a good thing for Australia but I think we owe it to the world to take our share ... I love immigrants , when I walk into a 7-Eleven and am greeted by an Indian ( and they are all Indian ) but when they say to me g'day mate in that funny sounding Australian/Indian/English it brings a smile to my face because at least they are trying to assimilate and integrate with our culture and society and that's all we can ask . On the other end of the scale I have witnessed first hand when immigration fails as these examples will show . In Brisbane where im from there is a suburb called Moorooka which we have now dubbed Moorookadishu after the capital of Somalia Mogadishu because it is literally overrun with Somalians and they basically just stay in this suburb and don't try and integrate with society and just stay in their own community which is not good for society as a whole as it just creates segregation in the society . This is also evident in another suburb called Sunnybank where its basically refereed to as Chinatown as its just fulk of Asians ... literally , and as the same in Moorookadishu they tend to keep to themselves and not integrate what soever with the general population , there are countless Asian food stores etc with only Asian writing on the outside with no English whatsoever . Anyways my point is that the government needs to be more proactive in helping immigrants integrate into our society so we can all get along and enjoy this country which I strongly believe to be the best in the world :)

Australia is so good in so many ways bur has been repeatedly failed by its inept and generally absolutely useless government ... from the chopping and changing of our prime ministers to the disgrace with which we have treated the indigenous population of our country to the unbelievable handling of our country's economics remembering that we have so much natural resources not to mention a very strong tourism and farming/agriculture sector . I reckon my little 10 year old brother could do a better job than % 50 of all the politicians currently in power in Australia .

To all the inept and just basically retarded and ignorant politicians who don't look at the bigger picture I hope your pet dog dies and that your houses burn down and YOU somehow will be forced to escape our beautiful country fleeing from violence and persecution by boarding a fishing boat 50ft long which is only supposed to carry 30 people but 180 people are packed in like sardines and set off into the open sea to risk their lives to have a better life . Seriously fuck you all you dirty rotten scoundrels .

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

Imagine having to be on this boat in the open seas for days with all these people just to have the chance at a better life ... good luck to them I say ... just bloody integrate when you arrive in our beautiful country ;) :P