WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES ???!!!

Hey hey hey all my gadget obsessed materialistic internet addicted mates how the bloody hell are ya ? This afternoon I arrived at my bus stop and everyone was staring at their stupid phone , I got on the bus and everyone was again staring at their stupid Phones , I went to the supermarket and people were getting in my road because they were stopping to look at their stupid fucking Phones . It made me think about how fucking SHIT and SAD our existance as human beings has now become .

Yes I admit I glance at my phone from time to time (mainly to change song) but nowadays im in the minoroty as people are more and more inclined to introvert into themselves and stare at their stupid Phones , I remember the good old days ( about 10-15 years ago...fuck im getting old haha) but in those days we had no bloody phones and if you wanted to call someone you had to ring their home phone and risk the chance that you would have to speak to their parents for a minute or two (god forbid) I didnt like it at the time but now looking back it was great , I can definitely say that this helped me have a closer relationship with my mates parents and in turn also my friends .

Are YOU going to argue with Albert Einstein !!!??? His prediction is fast becoming reality !!!

Why the fucking fuckshit do we have to work for 5 days a week !!! It depresses and sickens me that in this capatalistic world we now live in that we are basically forced to work 5 days out of 7 nearly every fucking week ... life was not meant to be like this . We were supposed to be exploring this wonderful earth we have and making great connections and friendships with people and places all around the world ... I try as hard as I can to make nearly every single day I have off from work worth it , get out their and travel and meet people and dont just sit inside and watch another episode of some stupid program on netflix or something , read a book - I am reading an amazing series of historical fiction books (by Author Bernard Cornwell) that is related to the wars between the English and the Danish warriors of around the year 878 , it opens your mind and fills it with joy and imagination of how it would have been to live in that time.

I dont want to bang on and preach to much cause who the fuck wants to hear it, but fuck me sometimes I actually get really sad and angry at the way the world is headed , remember we only get one life and do you want to be on your death bed regretting that you spent so much of your time on stupid things that really dont matter ( Phones , internet , T.V , Movies etc ) and not enough time learning and loving the people you have around you and making new friends . Anyways I could go on all day about this but I wont.

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

Giddy up Greece ! OOOOOOOOPAAAA !

Hey hey hey all my international mates ( all 4 of you haha ). So seeing as though I didnt get to finish my post about Greece last week I will finish it now yo ;) . There was just waaaaay to much cool shit to fit into one post !

So after we left the island of Santorini we got a ferry to another of the Cyclades islands called Naxos , where we stayed for 8 nights and fuck me it was freaken awesome ! So good to actually have so long in one place , and because the island is quite big with a shitload of small towns and beaches we never got bored ! I mean how can u ever get bored of the best food in the world which is also damn cheap and so are the beers and everyday there is sun ... you can NEVER get sick of that hey ! ;)

I suppose I will start by telling you about our quadbike adventure ... holy fucking poobum it was one of the best things I have ever done !! These first couple of pics are of our day on the quad bike . We ended up going on this dirt track road right along the edge of the sea (bloody steep in some Places!!) and finding all these secluded and bloody beautiful beaches ... like fuck off awesome beaches ... so awesome I proposed to Sara at one of them ;) The last photo is of the beach where I proposed to Sara ... even got down on my bad knee and all hahaha :P See how freaken epdawg the quad bike looks !!! It was a bloody weapon! I managed to get it up for 96 Klm/h on the highway at one stage ... much to Saras screaming dislike haha :P But some of the hills we had to get up I was even shitting myself a bit. So bloody cool !

Next couple of photos is of us having lunch on Plakka beach ... man its nice .... but you know what shits me is the fact that in all the places they have sunbeds they ALL have wifi , so this means that many people just sit at these beautiful beaches looking at their fucking stupid ass phones !!! Not everyone though there were still a lot of people reading books like Sara and I. Of course I have to show another photo of the food we ate ! This photo of our lunch is tzatziki , saganaki cheese and the obligatory Greek salad ;) Tastes as good as it looks , and the backdrop aint half bad either ;) Fucken OATH ! Get it up ya !

Next up I will just show you a lot of random cool pictures of buildings / Churches etc we came across . The arcitecture is nothing like I have seen before (nearly no straight lines and so much curves) and its so freaken awesome , all the white and blue go so good with the landscape and the feel of the country ! Loving it !

Last of all is just some beautiful beaches we went to when we went on a boat tour to the small islands of Koufonisi and some other one I cant remember now haha :P Fucken looks like paradise because it is yo !

So all in all Greece is definitely one of the best places I have ever been and cant recommend it more highly ! The people are all super friendly and welcoming and also speak pretty good English which is a great bonus , but for me it was the food haha , sounds boring I know but man ... its just so freaken good ... of course the beaches and all that are also so very nice ...and this is only 4 islands of Greece!!! Definitely recommend Greece to anyone and everyone ! Also its VERY children friendly so if you are a family I would recommen to head to Naxos island and stay away from Ios and Santorini , Naxos is almost made for a perfect family vacation ! ;) Or even a wedding proposal as it was in our case haha . Naxos will always carry a special part in mine and Saras hearts and im sure we will return many times , hopefully in not to long we can go as a family with kids ! ;)

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

HOLY SHITBALLS BATMAN! - HE`S BLOGGING AGAIN !

Hey hey hey all my peeps , my internet gansters, how the fuck are ya ? So yeah havent blogged in bloody ages ay ;) Been a bit lazy to be honest and im sorry about that , when your a moderately lazy person its easy to get into a cycle of lazyness , but in being only moderately lazy this means im BACK ! Hope you guys have all had a good summer ( for those of you in Europe that is ) For those of you back home in Australia I hope you had a good winter ( otherwise known as the time its gets so Cold you MAY have to put some jeans on to go with your singlet haha ).

So Sara and I went to Greece recently for 2 weeks and thats the most interesting thing I can think of to talk about that has happened in recent history so I figured I will start there. We flew by aeromobile (otherwise known as an airplane) to an island called Santorini which is a part of the Cyclades island chain in the sea south of mainland Greece and fuck me it didnt dissapoint!! . Take a look at this picture of some olives and a Greek  beer I was gorging on our balcony , this was literally my diet for the first 3 days , beer , olives and bread , I even discovered if you get really really really good and fresh olives to go with some super fresh and tasy bread then you can just make olive sandwiches and survive on them , so fucking good !

On the first day I also managed to finally go parasailing after missing out many times before , it was ok , but kinda shit to be honest haha , after having done skydiving, shark diving , bungee jumping and cliff jumping this seemed kinda tame haha . You go pretty high in the air , they dunk you in the water , your balls get squashed up into your insides and the guys who we were doing it was about as enthused as I was. But still bloody glad a did it just to say that i did :) Here is a picture of me enjoying the thrill ride :P

This island called Santorini is basially only a thousand years old or something like that and its just a huge ass volcano and its really magnificant and picturesque and all that crap so we hired a quad bike and rode around the island to check it out . We came across a really weird beach where it seriousy looked like you were on Mars , it felt like you were on Mars to as it was about 40 degrees and there was no wind , Sara and I walked down to the water and swam for like 5 minutes and then got out and promptly left to get ourselves an ice cream to cool off , wow that sounds like something an old person would tell other people , we went to get an ice cream to cool off , well im leaving it like that anyways and hey fuck you it was hot and that ice cream was fuckin epically awesome ! ;) Here is a picture of the Mars Beach !

Ok next I will talk about the food , HOLY FUCKING JESUS THE FOOD ! It was probly my favorite thing about Greece , and whilst that may sound kinda boring it really is not because Greek food is easily my favorite type of food and I ate shitloads of it growing up in West End in Brisbane because there is a huge Greek community in West End . Have you ever heard of a cheese called Saganaki cheese ? Neither had I until I discovered my second true love ( Sara of course being the first... Hey I gotta say that shit cause she reads this haha) Saganaki cheese is a fried cheese which is a mixture between haloumi and feta cheese and fuck me its DAS BOMB! Its almost fully responsible for me putting on the 5 kgs I put on while we were away , one day I managed to eat it 3 times ! It is THAT good ! This is a pic of some saganaki cheese, some nice fresh bread , some tzatsiki of course and some olive paste , it was bloody delicious ! The saganaki is the plate with the tomatoes on it ;)

So one of the last Things Sara and I did on Santorini was head to a small town called Oia and have a really nice ( and apparently really romantic ) Dinner on a rooftop restuarant whilst watching one of the best sunsets I have ever seen , I took a really cool picture of a helicopter flying over the sunset which I think is pretty damn cool , if you look closely you can make out a small island in the background also , I reckon I should ring up national geographic and ask them if they want to use my picture haha :P

This last Picture is just of the typical Greek houses/churches and buildings you find all over Greece but they look even more spectacular when they are all so close together built on the side of a massive volcano!.

Ok seeing as though writing this blog has taken me and hour now I have decided to tell you about the rest of our Greece trip in my next blog post , which hopefully will be tomorrow and not a few months like this blog was in the making haha . Cheers cunts !

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

You should definitely watch this video ... it will change the way you think !!

Yo yo yo all my social media whores how the fuck are ya ?

In my last post ( and many others ) I talked about the fact that I dont like phones and how much kids nowdays use (are addicted) to them. My mum posted this video to my FB page the other day and I watched it and to be brutally honest it actually made my cry ... I dont care if everybody knows I cried ... I dont give a fuck haha . Anyways I was just sad to think about how the world is nowadays and how different my childhood was from childrens nowadays and also thinking about my kids and what world they will be born into , because right now its not looking so good ... to much focus on materialistic things and not enough focus on HUMAN BEINGS . We all sit and stare at screens all day but hardly interact with each other ... that is what im always trying to tell everyone and anyone who will listen. This video sums up how I feel EXACTLY !!! Its only 5 minutes and seriously it will do you a lot of good ... stop staring at your phone and LIVE !!! ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dLU6fk9QY

Reminds me of a cool photo I saw on FB the other day ;)

 

Now im not saying NEVER look at your phone ... just look at it less ... and please please please dont look at it when you are around your mates etc ... its all good to check but dont fucking go scrolling through FB or instagram when im sitting in fucking front of you!!!.

 

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

 

 

Holy shit havent blogged in nearly a month ....sorry mates !

Yo yo yo, how the hell is all my intraweb mates !? . Sorry I havent blogged in a while I have been quite busy being a bit lazy.  I love having a blog but sometimes writing a blog is a bit annoying ... its like that assignment that u keep putting off until the last minute, except with a blog there is no time limit so sometimes it goes for nearly a month haha . Anyways to be honest I have not had that much to blog about lately unless you want me to continue telling you how much I hate Tony Abbot ... but I reckon I have done that enough .

So over easter Sara and I went to visit her parents in Karlskrona in Sweden and it was pretty damn good :) Her parents really are starting to turn into real In-Laws and its kinda awesome because even though I dont see my parents often (at all really) they are becoming my adopted parents and bloody great ones at that ... her dad doesnt mind a beer or two and a snifter of whisky and her mum is one of the nicest and happiest people you will ever meet and both are easy to get along with and also speak very good English which I was kinda surprised by but its a bloody good surprise ;) Anyways heres a couple of pics from our time there. -The weather was so freaken awesome ! :D

All these pictures are from around Saras home town of Karlskrona which is a relatively small town of 50,000 people in the very South East of Sweden :) really nice place ...when the weather is good ;)

 

 

 

 

 

Other than easter not to much has happened really ... thats kinda why I havent blogged haha , aaaaanyways no doubt I will think of something else to blog about soon, I wanna blog all the time about many things like how much stupid shit Tony Abbot is doing and how teenagers should have electric shocks fitted to their  iPhones if they use them to much and how social media\internet is absolutely destroying the world ... problem is I have already blogged about ALL that stuff haha .... maybe I will just blog about it again but say it a little differently and pretend its new and exciting .....aaaaaanyways until then I will say goodbye . Goodbye .

 

That is all , Peace out , Catch

 

BUT WAIT THERES STILL MORE !!!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zronW6HcmU - This is a BONUS link and its of a mate (kinda) of mine from back home in Brisvegas, anyways he is talented as fuck and makes this whole song with only his voice as he does with all his music ... hes called Tom Thum and hes fucken epic! Check it !

100TH BLOG POST !!! GIDDY THE FUCK UP!

Hey hey  hey all my intraweb mates this will be my 100th blog post so I suppose I gotta make it special or some shit ;) I have just over 7000 page views now which I reckon is pretty damn cool ,it also could just mean that a lot of people are getting lost on the internet and end up clicking on my blog haha. Anyways cheers to all the people who do actuaully read my blog often and like it , or even if you hate it but hate it so much you gotta read it , any publicity is good publicity they say :P

Not to sure what I should post but maybe I should tell you all a little more about myself and shit that I like / dont like ;) . As you may or may not know im 29 years young now and not really looking forwards to turning 30 , in some ways I am but mostly not haha. Im now married to my long term girlfriend Sara who is turning 28 this year (but dont mention that to her haha). We met in Thailand in an Irish pub on an island called Ko Samui nearly 3 years ago now :)

Have you ever heard of the comedian called Louis CK ? He is definitely my favorite comedian and is so fucking hilarious I nearly die laughing everytime I watch him. Here is a link of probly one of my favorite bits from him ... if you have a good sense of humour you will laugh your head off haha Its so true when he says - "back in the day you could just smoke a joint for a while and it would be ok , but now you have two hits and you go INSANE !" hahahahaha so true ! Check it out ! ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8FzGlgVGdo

Honestly I think there is nothing funnier than a good Simpsons episode ... the new ones are all fucking terrible but the old ones are so fucking good its unebeleivable haha ... here is one of my favorite quotes from the one and only Homer Simpson :) -

So while im at it I may aswel post up my favorite quote from Peter from Family Guy because as the same is with the Simpsons their old stuff is the best shit you will ever watch but the same cant be said for the new stuff... why dont they just give up while they are ahead instead of trying to squeeze every last penny out of something and in turn actually killing it a little bit ... anyways still gold haha

Have I told ya about how much I hate Tony Abbot ... well I do ... I write blog posts about it often ... just check in my backlog of posts and you will find some posts about my massive hatred for that stupid , racist , bigoted , capitalistic , piece of human excrement that MrTony Abbot really is.I often thing to myself ... seriously how the fuck is he the Prime Minister of the best country in the world .... its a fucking sick joke it is !!! How can one man be so fucking stupid !!!! ????

Ok so enough with the Tony Abbot bashing lol , now I will post up a few pics from home to give you an idea of what its like to live in Brisbane , Australia ;) Being in nature is probably my favorite thing so I will just show you all the awesome things around Brisbane :) So So So many !!!

This first one is of a place called Natural Bridge which is in Springbrook National Park in South East Queensland and takes about 1.5 hours to drive to from Brisbane ! :) How awesome is it !!!

This next place is called Cedar Creek and its only about 45 mins drive from the center of Brisbane and then a 30 mins walk and its such a great place ... This first pic is of my mates Jimbo and Chicken who I went there with one day ... you can also sit under the waterfall as I did and slide down it a little bit as you will see in the second picture ... the water doesnt look so clear but it is and its so fresh you can drink it as it comes straight from the Rainforest / mountain ... fucken LOVE this Place !!!

This next place I will show you is called the Glasshouse Mountains which are about 1 hour drive North of  Brisbane and I used to go there a lot and climb these small Mountains , great way to keep fit and get back to nature ... the first pics here are from a mountain called Mt Tibrogargan and the first time we tried it we failed because we were shit scared but me and my mate Jacko went back 2 weeks later and made it up ! Bloody great hike it is ! Fucken steep in bits too !

 

 

 

This last place is a place called Lamington National park which is also within 2 hours drive of Brisbane ... unbloody beleivable these places are ... so so so beautiful and relaxing !

 

 

So yeah there are many other awesome national parks within 2 hours drive of Brisbane and many people say Brisbane isnt the best city but what makes it so god damn awesome is the things within a 2 hour drive from Brisbane ... there is everything you could want - Rainforest, Beach , Mountains , tropical islands , countryside and the best of all , friendly People ! ;)

 

Anyways cheers again cunts for reading and I look forwards to writing another 100 blog posts and hopefully one day getting to 100,000 views ... that would be so awesome !! So if you like my blog or even hate it so much , please tell your mates because the more views I get the more often I feel like posting ! Cheers mofos

 

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;) 

 

 



Preikestolen hike with Sara and some mates .... was fucking epdawg yo ! ;)

Hey hey hey all my hiking mates I hope you get the chance to hike up this mountain called Preikestolen on the west coast of Norway and see what we saw because it is truly specfuckingtacular !

So on the weekend Sara and I travelled to Stavanger which is on the bottom west coast of Norway and holy fuck what a Place ! It is in amongst all the epic fjords and there are many islands intermingled in between huge mountains and the fjords. We met a mate of ours there and we went on this hike up this mountain to come to a place called Preikestolen and it was god damn awesome ! Its basically a huge rock hanging off the side of a mountain and its 604m STRAIGHT DOWN ! This is a picture of me and Sara sitting near the edge ... :) Note that I said NEAR the edge because I was literally shitting in my pants .... its also pretty damn windy up there and that sure doesnt help ;)

 

 

Tell ya what else doesnt help was when there was this section where you had to walk around the side of the mountain and there was a ledge about 2m wide and I happened to run into a bunch of fucking dick head teenagers and they were literally JUMPING off fucking rocks onto this 2m ledge right infront of me !!! I was absolutely shitting myself I just felt like punching them in the head and screaming are you fucking stupid ! If you slip and fall you take me and yourself over a 604m ledge and there aint no coming back from that ! Aaaaanyways other than that it was really really good ! I mean it was amazing to be up there but also pretty damn shit scary ... I have done bungy jumping and skydiving but this was probably scarier because there is no safety harness. We were sitting about 1.5 metres from the edge and I thought that was pretty good haha ... but a lot of people actually sit on the edge with their legs dangling over and some people were also taking jumping photos right where we were sitting in the above photo .... so many people are just either insane or just stupid ... or both. Here is a photo of me looking out from the edge in what the Scandos Call the "meditation photo". Yes I know im going bald , no I dont give a shit haha , not much you can do about that ! ;)

 

 



 

Anyways it was a bloody good day and was a pretty hard hike , about 2 hours to get up and 2 hours down and it was a lot of uphill sections , which quickly reminded me how unfit I have actually become haha , but hey with a few (many) stops on the way we made it to the top and it was more than worth it ... what a bloody awesome place !!! This last photo is just a group photo of our "crew" , it was Sara , our Norwegian mate Chris and his Norwegian mate Bjorn ( very Scandanavian name right there haha) and of course myself , when we got to the top we had a couple of beers and a hotdog (Scandanavians bloody LOVE their hotdogs and there one time BBQ`S).

Look how Close Sara got to the edge!! I was not even close to that and I was shitting myself haha

This is a pic of us men having a beer at the top ... much deserved and much enjoyed !! ;)

I hope that anyone Reading this sees how amazing this is and it will inspire you to get out and see the world because its god damn fucking awesome ... and the best part is that its always FREE !!! Get onto it ! :)

That is all, Peace out , Catch ;)