So yeah couldn`t really think of a name for this blog as I dont actually have any certain topic to blog about just thought I would type whatever has been on my mind recently. :)
Tell ya what its nearly the end of winter here and fuck me im fucking excited ! Winter here is fucking dark and depressing and just plain shithouse ! People always tell me yeah well dont just complain get out there and go skiing and stuff , I did that , I went Snowboarding twice and I sucked balls ! I had done it once before in Australia (yes we have snow too haha) but that was 16 years ago and I had no fear and it turns out a much better sense of balance back then. Yes it was still fun and for sure im looking forwards to it next year but the point is its gunna take me a while to get good and another point is ITS STILL FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE !!! I come from Brisbane , sometimes it gets to 30 degrees CELCIUS in the WINTER !! Im just not used to not only being in such god damn cold weather (-20 celcuis) but also being inside so much, it sucks so much camel balls. I almost never used to watch movies or anything now I have seen nearly all of Netflix. Here is a random kinda nasty meme about Netflix haha :P Hey he deserves it ... probably ... ;)
Back home we would always go to the park or have a BBQ or I would drive to the mountains and do a bushwalk, In fact every week I would always do a bushwalk even if it was just around the city (there was a sweet mini forest near where I used to live with my sister Teagan). Anyways dont wanna complain to much or I will seem like a dick but fuck man winter is fucked... like real fucked. What probably makes it also even worse is how good summer is here ! Sun, BBQ , swimming in the fjords and amazing sunsets at 11:30pm ! You would find a harder place to beat in the summer than Oslo when its 30 degrees and sunny and the fjords are warm. Bloody epdawg it is ! This following Picture is a sillhouette of Sara standing in the sunset at 11pm in summer in Oslo 11pm !!!!
What else is going Down?? The American election, or at least the election before the election whatever the fuck is up with that .... so far I (and many others) have come to the conclusion that Donald Trump is the shittest cunt I have ever seen in my life, he is ugly, he is stupid , he is recist, he is sexist, he is a hypocrite and worst of all he is a MEGA CAPITALIST. Which is the LAST thing the world needs right now! The main reason for many if not ALL of the environmental, economic and social problems the world faces these days is a DIRCECT result of capitalism. This other guy Bernie Sanders looks really great and seems to have great policies including free healthcare and education for all and actually taxing the shit out of all these billionares who basically pay zero tax whilst the rest of us pay heaps and slave our whole lives to make these handfull of people all the money. You may wonder why I am almost referring to America like I live there but these days they are literally the world police and I live in the world and I would like to see the police I like ruling the world. Not that people need to rule the world but this is the shituation we find ourselves in these days. Either way Sara and I are going to America in June for her 30th birthday so I wont go on to much about the American government because I literally think there is a super small possibility that I could get in some trouble over there. I know how the NSA works thanks to Edward Snowden and now that I have only mentioned his name here it would probably come up on their list of material which needs closer analysing. Yeah I may sounds crazy but hey read a book about Edward Snowden and how .... ok I have said enough haha. We are goin to New York for five nights and I cant bloody wait ! We even booked tickets to see the New York Yankees which im pretty stoked about, not so stoked about going to see The Lion King on Broadway or some drag show she wants to go to also but I know it will make Sara happy so i suppose its worth it haha :P. This NeXT meme of Donald Trump sums up how I feel about him.... just FUCK !
Next topic, the world , the more I seem to learn about whats going on with the world the more depressed I get about it. Sometimes I wish I was just ignorant and had my head in the sand like many others pretending that there is no problems. But I cant do that, there is an endless amount of problems going down with the world RIGHT NOW, such as climate change, extremely bad economic systems which eventually will lead to the collapse of the worlds economy, the introduction of more and more robots into the workplace which in turn will lead to hundreds of millions of people being out of work IN OUR LIFETIME. All those Things and I havent even mentioned all the wars or the real reasons they are happening because what they (the government) tell you is far from true. Anyways I see now this blog is turning into more of a book or newspaper article (for those to young to know what a newspaper is Google it haha) so i will sign off and wish you all a fucking rad day ! Cheers for reading will be back again soon !
That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)
