Swimming with Great White Sharks :D

Hey hey hey my shark loving hipsters how the hell are ya :)

Ok so the title pretty much explains it ;) . I just figured i'd tell ya about the time when Sara and I went swimming with the Great White Sharks in Australia ( in a cage of course :P )

So Sara and I were on the biggest and most epic road trip I have ever done which was all the way down the east coast of Australia taking in Byron Bay , Coffs Harbour , Newcastle , Sydney , Melbourne , Geelong , Adelaide and Port Lincoln ( where the dive was ) then on the way back we passed through Broken Hill , and some other places I can remember now haha ...The whole trip was about 6000 klms and took about 3 weeks :) Was to short though as we had to spend a lot of time driving ( about 4 hours a day average) . But it was still an epic trip to say the least :). There were periods of  time when there wasn't much to do or look at so we decided to play a game ....count how many road kills we saw haha ...we got to 402 by the end of the trip :P ;)

Ok so yeah the shark dive was in a place called Port Lincoln which is about 700 klms past Adelaide , it cost about $500 with video and photos included ...best $500 I have EVER spent !! The first time when you see the shark just even from the boat was almost the best part because you just see it and you think .....fuck ....that's one huge killing machine haha ...and I mean huge because the sharks there that day were all 4m+ and of course they are super solid to go with the massive length .

                                          This is a photo I took from the cage :) :D

The whole thing was done in a cage of course and the staff threw huge chunks of tuna in the water past the cage and then drag them back towards the cage so you see the sharks biting down on the tuna right before your eyes :) Usually there is 6 people in the cage for 45 mins at a time but after about 15 mins 2 girls who were in the cage with us got out because apparently they couldn't handle the whole scuba thing with the breathing through the mouth only thing ....WHICH WAS AWESOME !! Because this meant we had so much more room to swim around the cage and move where we want . A girl who we were talking to on the boat ride out to the island was saying that she actually touched one! . I said nah no way how the hell did u do that ?...she said u just wait until the sharks head goes past and reach out and touch it near the tail ....so of course I had to try this because im an idiot haha so when the shark swam past I put my hand out to touch it but it kinda just kept moving away until Sara grabbed my arm back inside the cage because at this point I had nearly my whole arm through the gap in the cage trying to touch the shark and Sara just gave me a look of a million words basically saying ...ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID DONT DO THAT AGAIN !!! ...So I decided against it haha .

The whole thing isn't really scary at all , the main part that is scary is actually getting in and out of the cage as you think what if a rouge wave came and knocked me in the water ...i'd be fucked ! The crazy thing is the staff just stand on the back of the boat on these metal platforms with NO harness or anything throwing huge chunks of tuna into the water and one slip and they be in there swimming with the sharks ....crazy people !!

It was so amazing to be down in the cage with one of the worlds top predators , just to see how big they are and also we were lucky enough to have about 4 or 5 sharks at the same time swimming around ... a couple of times one just swam at me and stared me straight in the eyes ...I will never forget that :) I want to go shark diving again and I hope to when I eventually make it to South Africa as its the only other place in the world where u can dive with the Great White Sharks , some can get up to 6m long and it would be super epic to see one of these monsters !! :)

If you even have the slightest arousement of interest in this activity then don't second guess it and just ring up and book a dive because its one of these things that is undeniably awesome and worth much more than the $500 that it costs ! :)

That is all, Peace out , Catch :)

Corporations rule the world ... :(

Hey hey hey people hope ya all good in da hood ! ;)

Ok so I was reading the news on the BBC world news app today and I read an article about the amount of corporate tax Google actually pays in the U.K ... Apparently according to the article Google pays only 10 million pounds in corporate taxes between 2006 and 2011 whilst having revenues of 11.6 BILLION pounds ... HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE ????

I know for sure that seeing this makes me really fucking angry because god damn I wish I only paid % 0.1 tax ....I'd be pretty freaken rich also :P ....in Norway here we pay a freaken massive amount of tax ( about %36 of total income ) and whilst I understand why etc I can't justify it when this kind of corporate tax avoidance happens everyday all over the world. In Australia I was paying about %20 tax which I found somewhat acceptable but god damn %36 is steep . Fortunately you earn about %10-15 more money here than you would in Australia so it sort of works out in the end ...sort of haha :P

My point is that this is just unbelievable that this kind of thing can occur with full knowledge of the government and the people etc ...the crazy thing is that according to Google's lawyers they have done everything correctly and not broken any laws and they have paid all the tax that was due ..... ok so that's just fucking ridiculous and the U.K needs to look at their tax laws in order for this kind of thing to stop happening ....just another case of a capitalist society where the rich get richer and the poor are just poor and nothing will ever change.

                     I just found this picture and it sums up my argument perfectly !! :) Love it ! :)

Also I have been hearing a low lately about companies in Australia who have the majority of their profits hidden away in tax enclaves such as Seychelles , Switzerland , Vanuatu , and the Bahamas. Not only Australian companies are avoiding paying tax this way but thousands upon thousands around the world and these companies are usually the ones with the highest revenue and the highest level of profits ....

I don't really know what else to say about the whole thing except it makes me sick to know that everyday people such as myself work our asses off for 40 hours a week for at least 45 weeks per year and have to pay %36 tax and these companies that make BILLIONS of dollars pay only % 0.1 .....imagine what I could do if I only paid % 0.1 tax ....I could then literally afford to take 3 months off per year and travel around this beautiful world we live in and explore and relax and immerse myself in other cultures and do so many interesting things ....but no, that's not how our fucked up society works because our society is designed to keep me working like a slave while all the people with all the money always stay the people with all the money and they have so much money they buy things like rolex watches .....seriously your gunna pay $17,600 for a FUCKING WATCH !!! God damn the world is so fucked when someone is going to buy a watch that is more than the whole worlds average YEARLY wage !!! This is a really fucked up situation ...not sure what to do about it but complaining helps haha :P .

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;) :)

Need something to blog about ya'll ;)

Hey hey hey my intelligent and sexy friends how the hell are we all? :)

So yeah , this will be my 32nd blog post thingo and im starting to run out of things to talk about haha ...I mean I have a lot of shit to talk about but I just don't wanna be posting up absolute shit because I want to post 3 or 4 new posts a day ...this is part of the reason why I haven't been posting a lot lately because I reckon people want to see quality not quantity ;) :P ....THEY GET NEITHER !!! :P

But seriously this is me asking you the people of the world what I should blog about , give me some ideas and then I can go from there ....ok so maybe it is a bit lazy on my part but hey I cant read your minds and I seriously don't know what the hell people want to hear about .... the most popular posts so far have been about facebook, chicks in scandanavia being hot and my thoughts on peoples shitting habits haha very random indeed :P

Anyways if you have a good topic of blog that you would like to bestow upon me and then I can rant and rave about that for a while and hopefully it will make sense and be of use to your person ;) Don't be shy I will talk about ANYTHING ...and I mean ANYTHING ;) haha

Hope you all have a freaken awesome Sunday cause god knows we all deserve it ! :) :D

That is all , Peace out , Catch :)

                                I just thought this picture was cool so I figured id share it :) :)

What's the go with belly button fluff ...???

Hey hey hey back once again with a brand new jam ...or blog as it would be ;) hope your all fucking awesome ! :)

Ok so this is something that perplexes my mind to no end haha , so I know how belly button fluff is made ...it gets sucked up into the forest that has become my stomach hair and it churns its way round and round until it finds its final destination in my umbilicus ( belly button ). This I can understand ...but what I can't understand is the fact that its always the same colour no matter what...kinda grey/black . I know I wear other shirts with different colours such as blue , green , red , and even blue green red with a tinge of white ....but why is the fluff always the same colour !!! Maybe its because its so dark and unexplored in my umbilicus that as soon as you enter all colour and life is devoid from you and you are just nothing except a piece of fluff inside a bogan Australians gut .... either way that shit confuses and confounds my person ;)

 Also one time I remember watching guiness book of records and this guy had a huge jar of his belly button fluff he had accumulated over like 15 years or something ....can you imagine if this guy had a wife ... " Hey Barbara come and see how high the fluff is now ITS GONE PAST THE CURVE IN THE BOTTLE FUCK ME !!!!" ...Not sure Barbara is to keen on the whole situation but unfortunately its too late for her now as she has already been married to Dirk for 30 years and shes stubborn so she won't give it up ... "yes dear im sure they will be really impressed at guiness book of records" Fuck her life haha ....here's cheers to all the Barbara's in the world who have to put up with intellectually disabled husbands just so the rest of us don't have to deal with them as much ....Barbara I cannot thank you enough ;) ...Ok im out ;)

    Haha I found a picture of the guy in the guiness book of records I was talking about hahahaha 

Mining the seafloor ....NOT COOL !!!

hey hey hey all my sea loving blogsters how the F are ya ;)

Ok so here's the thing , multinational companies are paving the way for seabed mining ( mining the sea floor ) because due to technology advances coinciding with higher commodoties prices this has forced the companies currently ingaged in raping and pilliging this great earth of ours to look elsewhere because they now see the end of being able to extract minerals from the land we live. There has already been given out explorationary permits to I think about 17 different companies which cover HUGE amounts of the ocean within each permit. This is so fucked up in so many ways !!! First of all its just a joke and also an insult to everyone on the planet when these companies come out and say that it will be "environmentaly friendly" ....don't give me that shit you stupid corporate fuckwit ...I don't give a shit about your "research" because it's all bullshit anyways and we all know that it WILL affect the marine ecosystem and what, you say " the ocean is so big " but what next , you start something like this and it will just escalate into the whole seafloor getting raped and pilliged and the whole marine ecosystem will collapse and this will have very dire consequences for the whole world... I read in a National Geographic Magazine about 3 or 4 years ago that even if we reduced the whole catch of animals/plants/fish etc from the ocean by %50 next year then it would STILL NOT BE ENOUGH to replenish the worlds fish population.

So basically the theory goes that you get a big huge vaccuum cleaner and basically suck up the whole of the ocean floor and everything with it and say that its all good and its not hurting the ecosystem ....yeh really ... sounds pretty fucked up to me and im sure everyone else reading this .

IT JUST LOOKS FUCKED UP !!! LOOK AT IT !!! ECO FRIENDLY MY HAIRY ASS !!!!!!!!!

One interesting article I read recently was talking about the fact that whilst there is a race on to see show can successfully mine ( rape ) the ocean floor that there is also another race for minerals going on and it's in SPACE!! This is because scientists are looking at the possibility of mining big space rocks which have been known to hold up to %1000 more valuble minerals than normal "earth" rock ....I was so glad to read about this because it makes me think that wow somebody has finally come up with a great idea which makes sense and is ALSO environmentaly friendly at the same time !! :) I mean what a great idea there are BILLIONS of these rocks just floating around in space and if we could utilize them to create some kind of energy then the world would be looking at a great future when we dont have to think about the ending of fossil fuels and can move towards a planet WITHOUT FOSSIL FUELS. How cool would that be ...but unfortunately I don't think this will become the case because knowing how the world works and the fact that if there's a wrong way to do things that the people in charge of this great earth of ours will conspire against this and create loopholes allowing big companies to rape and pilliage what little protected habitats we have left on this beautiful planet to create a more safer ecomoic future in the short term and never think of the long term destruction of the environment...

Anyways I seem to be rambling a lot now so I figured I would stop haha , not even sure if anyone is even interested in what im talking about haha ...Anyways someone read it because your reading this now and your someone haha :) :D Cheers mate !! :)

That is all ,Peace out , Catch

A few things about facebook ...

Hey hey hey all hope your all fantesticly awesome ;)

Ok so I have been a bit sick this weekend so i've been slack again but hey ya get that on the big jobs ( it's an Australian saying ...ask Sara about it :P ). Either way I have been quite sick and Sara kept going on about how I was complaining and then even saying to her friends " oh u know how it is when the man gets sick ...hes REALLY sick and he thinks he's going to die " and i'm sitting there thinking well fuck if they ALREADY think i'm sick then im just gunna act real sick and she will rub my feet and get me orange juice from the store etc ;). Also what's with chicks and pretending to be hard ...like ok we complain if we are sick but that's because we can't complain when something hurts like girls do ... oh you accidentaly stabbed yourself with a knife whilst trying to de-seed an avocado and you cut throught both the tendon AND nerve ...no need to start panicking ya big girly girl !!!  whatever, you should have seen last week when the scaffold door fell on my head at work ...it hurt a fair bit and I didn't complain about it one bit now did I ! :P


Stop playing the victim ...feminism has come to far ...the other day I scratched my face with my jacket and only got velcro and it scratched my forehead ...but you don't here me complaining about that now do ya !!!!!! :P

Ok ok so I may or may not have strayed from the topic of conversation there for a short while but now im back into the zone yo ;) ...Ok so just a few random things about facebook .

How annoying is it when u think u have a new update or a few notifications but u find its just other people you don't like posting on someone else's post who you also don't like but that you previously posted on just because society condemns you ( for whatever reason )  to pretending you like this so called "friend" of yours and so you posted to say happy birthday and now all your getting is her stupid emo/indie/ just plain fucked up friends are posting shit like " Hpy b'dy BabEz Hpe u hve a gr8 dy <3 <3 <3"... God dammit unwanted facebook etiquite its all your fault! .

Also the other day I saw an unnamed person posting that they were off to the gym ... Good for you you decided to go to the gym because we ALL know that u probly have never stepped inside one and this will most probably be your first and last time ...STOP FUCKING PRETENDING !! You will go there once tell ppl you hurt your knee and then never return , so please stop with the posting ....if you do succeed in the gym endeavour I would be more than happy for you to post pic's of your results after 2 months ...I look forwards to seeing the results .

Ok So when you change your profile picture and you just change it to an old profile picture you already had before , this means you are insane , either you like the photo so much you just want an excuse to see how good you "used" to look or how good you look that one night when u posed that time and it looked real good and now you want people to think of you looking hot and cool again instread of that weird/indie/retro crap pic you put up of yourself in a mirror with a dark filter from Instagram ... And to the people who just constatly change it for attention because you know it will bring you at least 10 likes and that will make you feel better about yourself because you know for one brief moment that 10 people were looking at the BEST picture of you that exixts ... well I just feel sorry for you ...msg me and we can be lonely together ! :P ;)

How stupid is instagram .... ITS JUST FUCKING FACEBOOK BUT WITH FILTERS !!!!!! You can still post your pics on facebook and add filters and such before  .....aaaanyways instagram ya heads off i'l never be there ...( much to Sara's dismay ) .

Something funny has happened on my facebook though because as I have posted before about people posting shitty photo's of their dog vomit looking dinner it now seems to have become a "thing" to be posting up your shittty dinners on my facebook wall ....to that I say touche' compadres touche' haha. Funny shit ! :) :D

That is about all today methinks !

That is all , Peace out , Catch ! ;)

Just hit 1000 Page views !! :0 :) Thanks all !! :)

Hey hey hey my friends and associated people hope ya all are as happy as I am !! :)

So as you may have guessed I just passed 1000 page views and I think I have been doing the blog for about a month now so whilst of course im not going to break the internet with this kind of traffic im quietly happy with this result and it motivates me to keep posting all this shit that I post up ....if you like it please share with your friends because that would make you cool ;). I really do appreciate everyone who takes time out of their day to read about what some slightly overweight bearded and sometimes over-opinionated Australian has to say about random topics . So as a celebratory gift I have decided to bestow upon you a picture that I took of me in my girlfriends dress and I also have some lipstick on haha ...I posted it on my facebook just for a laugh and a lot of people thought it was funny and I hope you guys do also .... maybe some weird gay/tranny person will see it and wan't to pay me $5000 a night to dress up in girls clothes and parade around for him ....ok thats bordering on fucked up ...but i'd do it haha ...so would u :P . Thanks again :) :)

That is all ,Peace out , Catch ! :) .... PPL asked me why I did this and I just responded "just for a laugh " people need to care less about being serious and just be happy ;) :) Big love yo ;) :)

Complicated conversations

Hey hey hey my bro's and hoe's how the hell are we all :)

Ok so as you all may or may not know I am from Australia and lived there for 26 years until I met my girlfriend Sara ( Who's Swedish ) hence why she lives in Oslo because you earn a lot of money here compared to Sweden :) . Anyways the point of this blog is that I dont speak Norsk ( Norwegian ) and sometimes this can be complicated lol . The other day Sara and I were in a second hand furniture store looking for a table and chairs for our balcony and holy crap some crazy old couple owns that place ...like you could barely walk inside because they just hoard so much stuff ...maybe horders should just call themselves antique/unique item dealers and people wouldn't think they are absolutely crazy just sort of crazy haha ...anyways getting away from the point . The old man who was there just kept talking to me and I couldn't understand shit he was saying , even after when we discussed if we want the table in ENGLISH VERY LOUDLY so he could hear that I can't speak Norsk he continued to speak to me even though I must have the stupidest look on my face just thinking man I got no fucking idea of anything you are saying can you please just talk to my girlfriend haha , crazy old man. Either way we got a table which we had to transport on the bus because we don't have a car ...I found it amusing to be on the bus with a table and chairs ...the people on the crowded bus didn't ...but hey fuck them :P


                               We aren't hoarders ...we are antique dealers haha :P

Also it becomes a problem when we might be at lunch or something and someone starts speaking Norsk to me and I just look at them like they have asked me to recite the whole bible off by heart back the front starting with all the words starting with A and then move on consecutively until I get to Z . Most of the time I just tell people I speak English sorry, but there is sometimes where I just cant be bothered telling people I speak English so I just sit there like a deaf/mute/idiot and let them figure it out for themselves ....either they figure out that I can't understand them or im just a real big dick head haha ...either way I dont mind to much . Ok ok some people just say learn the language and thats a good point but the fact is EVERYONE speaks perfect english here so I don't much see the point ...if I was going to live here permanently I would learn Norsk for sure but I don't plan to, so I dont see much point in putting so much time effort and money into it . Sometimes it has it's benifits though because sometimes I might go out for dinner with Sara and her friends and they just ramble on in Norsk and they say oh we are just talking about a new dress we saw ....I say this is when it makes me happy I dont understand what they are saying because I really dont care about whats happening on Paradise Hotel ....infact I wish Paradise Hotel would be banned for the reason that some people might turn out like the fools on that show ....uh oh I think we are already very late on that one ! :P

That is all , Peace out , Catch :)

Those fucking rat dogs ...you know the ones .........

Hey hey hey all my rat dog lovers how are we all today !! In norway they say idag for today (prounounced edag) ...aaaanyways

So yeah ...we have all seen them and unless your a girl ( or a poof ) we have all wanted to step on one . Seriously where do I start here ...first of all they just look stupid , like real fucking stupid , like oversized rats who have been out in the wild for a while . They are stupid... like intellectually retarded , if they were a person they would be someone with down syndrome ( I apologise to all the people with down syndrome ...but I know you can't read this cause you got the downs yo ...ok that was to much but it just came out and now it stays :P ). Today I was walking to the shop and I happened across one of them dirty skanks who you always see accompanying these "RATDOGS" on a leash that looks like it's about to break the stupid dogs neck , she stared at me with malice and anger surely thinking I am scum as I have a beard and dirty construction worker clothes on. I literally just laughed out loud at her and her stupid dog loud enough so that she would have heard and went on my merry way just content that I know I am better than her at everything except being a dirty skank because she seems to be the queen of that ! .

What I dont get is when you see guys out on the streets walking these dogs and pretending like nothing is going on ...like its normal ...why dont you just bloody walk down the street with a pink barbie doll in your hand mate because that "RATDOG" is basically as bad as a barbie doll ... I mean I can sort of understand how you can get persuaded to get one of these poor excuses for a dog if your girlfriend really wanted one but fuck me I would NEVER be walking that stupid "RATDOG" , it's just against the principles of having testicles ...but oh whats that , you lost yours and you think your girlfriend has hidden them from you ....yeah thats what I think to mate ..man up and get a real dog mate ...seriously those dogs are so small and stupid just look at the size of their heads , not much area for brains in there is there ?

My last point is the fact that they just don't do anything , some dogs guard , some dogs fetch , some dogs can run fast , some dogs are just mean looking and intimidating ... "RATDOGS" do nothing except give me the indication that its owner is a complete idiot and there is a slight possibility that the "RATDOG" is somewhat more intelligent than its owner. ;) Please tell me im not the only one who feels this way.... :P



                                                       An example of when the dog can actually be smarter than its owner














That is all , Peace out , Catch .

How the hell have I become so bloody hairy !! :P

Hey hey hey everyone hope you are all feeling goooooood ;)

So yeah im pretty damn hairy and I am always wondering how this has occured because I am way hairyer than my dad and way hairyer than any of my living or possibly dead male reatives ...not so sure about the women because I havent checked :P. One time I was visiting my dad and he answered the door with no shirt on and I said " wow have u been shaving your chest " his response was,  " no why do you ask " hahaha seriously he has the same amount of hair on his chest as I did when I was about 16 ...its fucked up ....now im not sayingI dont like to be hairy because its kinda cool in some ways in that I can grow a big beard and get respect from my fellow men without even actally doing anything ( my beard is actually a product of my laziness ) but I am constantly getting compliments about it and thats cool ....on the other hand I do get a lot of dirty looks to even out the compliments so its good and also bad ;).

The main reason I hate being overtly hairy is that I grow a mane like a fucking horse if I dont get my girlfriend to shave my neck/back it becomes so big you could just imagine jumping onto my back and trying to ride me like a bucking bronco ...YYEEEEEEHAAAAAA ! :P Seriously I was at work the other day and I looked at my neck in the mirror and I noticed that my "mane" was getting as long as one of my little fingers and this was way way to much haha so later that day my lovely girlfriend Sara got the pleasure and joy of shaving my back/neck hair like I am some kind of monkey/gorrilla. Sometimes I have even noticed a couple of long hairs growing out from my freaken ears ....Jesus christ what  am I going to look like when im 40 ...im guessing I will just be a ball of hair walking down the street like cousin it from the Adams family. Ahwel not much I can do about it haha .... a few times I go my back/chest waxed and holy shitballs that was pain ...I have a tattoo and the pain was worse from waxing haha because its such a big area that gets pulled at the same time ...I remember my mate Amanda who was waxing me said wow look at the clump I just pulled out and I looked and I saw that all these bits of skin were still attatched to the roots and god damn that just made it hurt more . Either way im freaken pretty hairy but I always know that if I walk down the street in Greece my hairyness will look like that of a 14 year old boy in comparison to the Greeks haha

Is this what I will look like when im 40 ???










That is all , Peace out , Catch ! :D

So apparently people like my blog in Russia!!! Mostly Mr Vladamir Putin ;)

Hey hey hey my blogging friendarinos hope your all kicking along at a nice steady pace of awesome ;)

Sorry have'nt been blogging for a while but I have just been so busy as one of my good mates came to stay with us the other weekend here in Oslo and then last weekend I travelled to Ye old Scotland town ( Edinburgh ) to be at a good mate of mines wedding ...promise I wont do it again ....do you forgive me ?? ;)

Ok so yeah on my blog page I can see where I am getting views from around the world on a map of the world and recently ( when I have been inactive ) I have been getting heaps of views from old communist Russia ( probably shouldnt say that but hey u know what they say any publicity is good publicity so I have been lead to beleive :P ) So yeah in the last week I have had 43 page views from Russia ...maybe old Vladamir Putin feels threatened by my conversations about Syria and his old mate Bashar Al Assad who continues to commit unspeakable human atrocities DAILY !! The worst part is that the whole world is just sitting back and letting it happen basically ...I beleive this is partly due to the fact that Syria is allied with Russia and also Iran and so the rest of the world is just hoping they don't have to intervene because if they do then they will piss off Russia and Iran and possibly North Korea .... North Korea is a bloody joke haha im going to write about North Korea in a future blog as there is so much fucked up shit going on there it deserves its own blog ;)


           My new biggest No.1 fan could be Vladamir Putin ...we can go fishin together !!!!

All in all I genuinely hope that this attention from Russia is not related to my blogs about Syria and I hope they just like my witty and intelligent ( sometimes not so intelligent ) take on everyday life and also life around the world ...be it good or bad :). Also I would just like to thank the people who actually read my blog often because it really inspires me to come home from work and write all the shit that I do haha ... even if just one person reads a blog I would still consider it a success !! :)

That is all ,Peace out , Catch ! :D

Stop shitting so loud !! :P

Hey hey hey people hope you are all bloody fantastic :)

Ok so I was at work today doing my business on the toilet and somebody came and used the cubicle next to me to make a poo poo and this of course is fine . The thing was that what followed was disturbing to say the least ....it was like an eruption of epic proportions so big that im sure there was a huge amount of splashback onto the person in queston . It was really fucked up to hear and holy shit the smell was just as bad , I understand that sometimes this happens but it happens a fair bit at my work and its kinda weird , when this happens I am always finishing my business asap for 2 reasons ...one is just because its nasty to be in the same room as this and two is because I dont want to meet this person at the sink when im washing my hands because it will be uncomfortable . One time a guy did terrible things in the toilet including some kinda weird groaning/grunting sounds and then I met him at the sink and he just smiled like nothing happened and everything was normal ...umm buddy I have ears and I have a nose and you just did some fucked up things in there man. If I let off a bomb explosion shit ( and of course I have before ) im not exactly rushing to get out of the toilet if there is someone in the next cubicle , I have been known to wait a couple of minutes for them to finish or whatever just to avoid this awkward meeting at the sinks :P ....Weird ppl in this world haha

 Whilst im on the topic I just reminded myself about something funny that happened to me :P . I was on Moreton Island just off the coast of Brisbane and was camping with some mates and I got up to do my AGB ( after grog bog ) the morning after  big night. The toilets there were the ones with the big drop and just piles of shit that they must empty somehow ( don't wannt know ) , but the fucked up thing was that I got SPLASHBACK from the drop and this fucking amazes me because the drop is like nearly 2 metres I would say , I must have taken the most precisely rounded shit and explelled it with just the right amount of propulsion and angle for this to happen ... why oh why did this have to happen haha :P Not sure if everyone really needed to know this but hey I reckon it's funny and its my blog so it's done ! :P

That is all , Peace out , Catch :) . Have a good weekend my legions of fans ...all 5 of you ;)

#stop#tagging#every#god#damn#word###

Hey hey hey people how are you all :) , hope your all fine and dandy ;)

Ok so you all know what im talking about because this has seriously gotten out of hand. I don't really know wat tagging does but I think it just means that if people search for something an you have tagged about it then they have a bigger chance of finding it or something .... well big fucking deal. Its just stupid, soon people will be tagging the word #The . Just think its stupid and annoying and seriously people if you are that desperate for people to read about what the hell you are posting about then you have problems ....some people seem to have bigger problems than others I can see ;).

#That#Is#All,#Peace#Out#Catch ;)

TOM WATERHOUSE SHOULD BE ASSASINATED !!

hey hey hey all you Tom Waterhouse fans I hope your all well ;) :P

Ok for those of you who dont know Tom Waterhouse he is the owner of one of the biggest gambling websites in Australia and there are so many reasons to hate this man and this is what I will explain for you all is WHY everyone hates him .... I hate him more than I hate Bashar Al Assad ( well not really but almost ) . I just hate him and I love to hate him , just like most Australians ;).

The main reason why people hate him is because he has recently started to appear on the televised broadcasts of the National Rugby League which is one of the main sports in Australia ( the best sport in the world if you ask me :P ). Anyways the thing is that he is always giving us updates on the betting market and what he thinks about how the game is and what the market is for the last tryscorer etc yet he knows NOTHING about the game and more to the point he is just a complete and utter wanker who doesn't give a shit about the fact that gambling actually ruins so many lives and families in Australia and that its actually a big social problem that affects way to many people already. He really reminds me of Mr Burns in so many ways , and he just seems to have a face that would be so great to punch.

                        Is there a more punchable face in the world ???!!!...I think not !

 

In saying all this he is not actually the problem , the problem lies with the Australian government who doesn't regulate the gambling industry because they get way to much revenue from it , just look at what happened to pokie limits and changes to pokies to limit the amount problem gamblers can spend. NOTHING ! I read a news article recently about Tom Waterhouse and the writer described it perfectly when he said " its not the wolf's fault for being in the pen , a wolf does what a wolf will do ...its who LET him into the pen to begin with " and that is the extremely inept and toothless Australian government. Even with a huge backlash against live betting and betting being displayed and it's everywhere you look when you watch sport. The Australian governmet just turns a blind eye and pleads ignorance ...oh we didn't know that it affects so many Australians so adversly ...but it does ..and they KNOW this becaue of hard facts , but do they do anything ...NO !!!

All in all Tom Waterhouse is just the perfect person to hate , most of Australia already hated his controversial horse training mother Gai Waterhouse so it just makes it easier to hate him . He also comes across as so smug and you can just see his brain ticking over when he is giving these "live updates" MUHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE ALL MINE YOU USELESS PLEBBS, GIVE ME YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN YOU !!!!

That is all , Peace out , Catch :)T