So everyone knows facebook and this also means that everyone knows that some people are just really shit at facebook , so much so that its actually disturbing . I will admit im on facebook a fair bit because to be honest I do like seeing what other people are doing with their lives seeing as though I live so far away from home (15,410klm to be exact haha) and I work With a lot of People who dont speak English. BUT there are many things that shit me about facebook and so I figured that I will share with you my disLIKES about facebook . If you dont agree then complain about it on facebook - and possibly share my blog ! That would be epdawg of ya ! ;)
People who are always changing their profile picture to one they have used many times before just in the hope to get many likes and comments etc . FUCK . OFF . YOU . DICKS. If I saw your profile pic the first time when you changed it to that one really great photo you found of yourself then I probably liked it and thats cool . Whats NOT cool is seeing that same fucking picture like 9 times AGAIN because you feel sorry for yourself and need the nice warm comforting blanket of likes on your facebook . You wanna get likes then think of something funny and witty to post or dress up in a dress like I do :P. Dont just fucken post up some stupid fucking list of the best facebook fails ever and say WOOOOAAAAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS ! Because its fucking NOT . Oh and while im at it those fucking screen shots of stupid msgs people send to to wrong person or some shit ... what the fucking fuck . If I wanted to I could think of the funniest shit ever you could accidentaly sms to my mum and just use my girlfriends phone and change her name to mum and send so called "hilariously" embaressing text msgs to MYSELF and then take a screen shot and call it hilarious . STOP IT .
Just now I saw a friend of mine has posted up some video of a jet plane taking off from a jet carrier , doing a flip in mid air and then just shooting off into the sky like some kind of magic fucking superplane . Come on mate you arent that stupid you beleive that jets can literally just do a fucking flip and then take off . Dont you think we would have heard or seen this before if it was real !? But hey most of the world beleives in god and hes fucking magic so why not magic jet planes , sure !
Oh and when people post up shit on their mates timeline which should just be sent by a personal msg- They are just screaming for attention . Like when some girl posts to her friends timeline so everyone can read it . - "Crazy night Kaz hope you woke up ok!! BESTIES!!!XOXO !" . The only thing I can think of is GET. FUCKED. Go back to your hovel Shanae and watch 8 more episodes of Hollywood housewives or whatever all the douchebag chicks watch nowadays.
Really I could go on for bloody ages about all the retarded things people do on facebook but I would be here forever so I will just leave it at then and remind myself that most people are actually quite stupid and annoying and leave it at that . Cheers cunts !
That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)
