Wednesday 3 February 2016

HOLY TARANTULA VAGINAS IM BACK !

Well, Hey Hey Hey thats right Your favourite Australian from Oslo who blogs and also has Evan as his middle name and one time had to go to the hospital to get sand removed from his eye is back ! With AVENGENCE ! (Think thats how u spell it, got no spell check on Saras Norwegian computer, well there probly is but i dont know how to work it haha, moving right along though). So yeah been like 7 or so months since I have blogged and im sorry about that. My need for blogging comes and goes but hopefully this time it will stick, like heroin addiction ! ;)

So whats news in my life?? (I would ask you whats goin on in your life but nobody ever bloody comments on my blogs so I assume there is no need for me to be asking) Well Sara and I got married for the second time haha, we have already had a wedding a couple of years ago but that was basically for my visa so they wouldnt send me back home to Australia, which actually wouldnt have been so bad really considering a week or so ago here in Oslo it was fucking -20 degrees !!! MINUS FUCKING 20! We also bought and apartment here in Oslo in November ( I think thats when we moved in lol) so we are both bloody happy about that ! We managed to get a really good price because a mate of mine was actually selling the property ;) Oh Yeah ! Giddy up indeed !!! Other than the wedding and the apartment buying just kinda been doing the usual shit, travelling, drinking beers, hanging out with friends, oh I got a free snowboard but thats for another post, and other than that just getting older, uglier and wiser ! ;)

So i figured I would get back into blogging by telling u guys a bit about my wedding ! It was really fucking EPDAWG ! (for those that are new to my blog epdawg is a word me and my friend Rob made up, its a combination between epic and dawg if you didnt figure that one out for yourself) We actually got married in Thailand on Koh Samui island where we first met nearly five years ago now. It was great, we came in on a motherflippin elephant and the wedding was on the beach which was great ! I had shorts and no shoes on so i was happy as fuck haha ! So yeah the wedding was great, the sunset was great, the speeches were bloody great (mine of course being oscare worthy) the whole evening was just bloody awesome ! I will show ya a few photos now and give a little explanation for all of them ! :)

Ok so this first one is of us arriving at the venue at the beach on our bloody elephatnt ! How freaken epic does it look hey, you know why it looks epic? Beacause it really was ! First and possibly last time I will ever go on an elephant ! :)

This second photo is of us holding the wedding certificate, and I must say we both look pretty damn hot if I do say so myself haha :P


This next photo is of us walking back down the isle as a married couple, there was bloody heaps of flower petals getting thrown around, was really nice though ! :)


This next shot is just of the wedding party on the beach in the shape of a heart, oh its so nice and romantic isnt it ;) One of the best things about getting married in Thailand on the island we first met was that everybody says oh thats so nice and romantic, and it kinda is, the best part is that I didnt actually have to do anything to be romantic haha, just get married in a bloody great country with great people ! :)


This next one is of Sara and her two bridesmaids, doesnt she look beautiful, of course because I wouldnt settle for anything less! She looked beautiful and i knew she would, best thing about Sara is that she is that beatiful on the inside too ! (Its corny but its true haha)


This is just one of the 345,000 photos we took with the professional photographer on the beach after the wedding, just look at that god damn sunset, you can also make out a few more islands off in the distance, god damn epic place to get married ! We were just lucky there was no rain because in the days before the wedding there usually was a tropical storm about the time the wedding was supposed to start so we were lucky with that ! :)


This next photo is just of (from left to right). My best man Johan , my dad Keith, me of course (without me bloody beard mind you !!) and Johans mate Robin (yes thats a mans name in Scandanavia). This was early in the night so we werent to drunk yet, many many people got pretty smashed haha, I wont name names but they know who they are and to be honest it just added to the atmosphere and who whole evening! ;) EPDAWG INDEED !


Last of all this is a photo of Sara and I just as we finished our wedding dance (which we took three dance classes to learn and im happy to say we pretty much smashed it) We even ended with a kiss at the exact time the fireworks went off ! How bloody epic is that ! :)


We also did heaps of other cool shit while we were in Thailand and honeymooning in Cambodia, not least eating scorpions and tarantulas (vaginas and all). So next blog I will tell you guys a bit more about what we got up to for the rest of the trip cause god damn its epic in that part of the world, when you can get a draught beer for $0.50 on the beach in a cold glass you really cant loose can you haha, until then keep it real, glad to be back and I hope you guys ( the 5 People who read my blog) are happy too ! I will DEFINITELY keep it up more often this time !

That is all, Peace out, Catch ;)