Stupid people and facebook ... bad combination .

Hey hey hey all my social media addicted friends and Family (maybe?lol) . HOW THE FUCK ARE YA !? ;)

So everyone knows facebook and this also means that everyone knows that some people are just really shit at facebook , so much so that its actually disturbing . I will admit im on facebook a fair bit because to be honest I do like seeing what other people are doing with their lives seeing as though I live so far away from home (15,410klm to be exact haha) and I work With a lot of People who dont speak English. BUT there are many things that shit me about facebook and so I figured that I will share with you my disLIKES about facebook . If you dont agree then complain about it on facebook - and possibly share my blog ! That would be epdawg of ya ! ;)

People who are always changing their profile picture to one they have used many times before just in the hope to get many likes and comments etc . FUCK . OFF . YOU . DICKS. If I saw your profile pic the first time when you changed it to that one really great photo you found of yourself then I probably liked it and thats cool . Whats NOT cool is seeing that same fucking picture like 9 times AGAIN because you feel sorry for yourself and need the nice warm comforting blanket of likes on your facebook . You wanna get likes then think of something funny and witty to post or dress up in a dress like I do :P. Dont just fucken post up some stupid fucking list of the best facebook fails ever and say WOOOOAAAAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS ! Because its fucking NOT . Oh and while im at it those fucking screen shots of stupid msgs people send to to wrong person or some shit ... what the fucking fuck . If I wanted to I could think of the funniest shit ever you could accidentaly sms to my mum and just use my girlfriends phone and change her name to mum and send so called "hilariously" embaressing text msgs to MYSELF and then take a screen shot and call it hilarious . STOP IT .

Just now I saw a friend of mine has posted up some video of a jet plane taking off from a jet carrier , doing a flip in mid air and then just shooting off into the sky like some kind of magic fucking superplane . Come on mate you arent that stupid you beleive that jets can literally just do a fucking flip and then take off . Dont you think we would have heard or seen this before if it was real !? But hey most of the world beleives in god and hes fucking magic so why not magic jet planes , sure !

Oh and when people post up shit on their mates timeline which should just be sent by a personal msg-  They are just screaming for attention . Like when some girl posts to her friends timeline so everyone can read it . - "Crazy night Kaz hope you woke up ok!!  BESTIES!!!XOXO !" . The only thing I can think of is GET. FUCKED. Go back to your hovel Shanae and watch 8 more episodes of Hollywood housewives or whatever all the douchebag chicks watch nowadays.

Really I could go on for bloody ages about all the retarded things people do on facebook but I would be here forever so I will just leave it at then and remind myself that most people are actually quite stupid and annoying and leave it at that . Cheers cunts !

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

Fucking think for yourselves you stupid SHEEPLE !!!

Yo yo yo all my iphone addicted , instagram using , facebook trolling , blogger Reading :D , socially inept friends and random lost people who found my blog , I hope you are all fucken fan bloody tastic !!!

I have liked this page on FB called "New To Oslo" , which should really be renamed "biggest group of fucktards in Northern Europe". People come on there and ask the most fucked up questions ... the one that just set me off onto this rant (more to follow) is this person asking - "where can I print a picture , and how much will it cost?" ... Jesus fucking christ thats a fuckin huge problem you have there my narrow minded friend , my first idea would be to use this new fandangled thing we have called GOOGLE , its on this other new thing called THE INTERNET , if you simply use your stupid brain and type in computer cafe or seriously even if you type in print photos Oslo , IT WILL FUCKEN TELL YOU WHERE TO GO !!
People these days are becoming dumber and dumber by the day and its actually really sad and more to the point actually depressing. Some people just cant seem to think from themselves and the problem is that we live in a world that facilitates there stupidity and lets them thrive ( to some sort in their own fucked up social circles that is).
It really saddens me to think that the world is becoming so dependent on Technology and that it seems it will never end until we are all virtual robots stuck in a world where we dont talk to anyone in "the real world" but only really communicate through stupid fucking phones and computers.

 ( I realise the hypocracy of complaining about technology in a blog which is using the same technology but this is the only way to get it out there since thats where all these zombies are scrolling through there phones until their fingertips bleed in the hope that they wont have to look anyone in the eye on the bus to work)

 In Norway I can see this happening FAST as the use of technology seems to have no limits here and is encouraged to no end . I know for a fact that its not as bad in Australia as it is herein Norway ( my sister for example visited and she said its worse here than back home) and I hope it stays like that , Australians are well known for their friendliness and eagerness to talk to anyone and everyone about anything haha. I know I seem to go on about these kind of things a lot but fuck me its getting out of Control!!! Not to long ago I saw a couple out for sunday lunch and one was on their ipad playing some stupid farmer game and the other was playing the same game on their phone and they were just helping each other and talking about the game ... why not talk about REAL THINGS !!! Like all the wars that are going on , all the destruction of our planet and the awesome animals that inhabit it, it  seems this needless and senseless destruction will not stop until all we are left with is stuffed animals and vidoes of what animals and nature used to be like ... ask them questions about what their goals in life are , smile and laugh and be laughed at , its  gunna sound stupid but I take great pride in being laughed at , I have a big beard and a really fucked up dress sense and a weird sense of humour and I know for a fact that people think thats funny , either it be in a good or bad way. The point is that people laugh and the world needs to laugh much more and take life less seriously.

 My point is dont fall in with the crowd and just follow the normal, break the barriers and be a fucking weirdo bcause if you dont soon enough we will all live in a world where everyone acts the same , looks the same , has the same phones/cars/Apartments/pets etc . Be different or GET FUCKED  is what I say !!!! Here is a photo (below) I recently added to FB just for a laugh , I know a lot of people judged me for it and probably think im weird or possible even a cross dresser, the truth is I wasnt drunk and it wasnt a dare or anything I just did it to bring a smile to peoples faces and pretty much say fuck the norm. Anyways hope you guys can take this to heart and at least change your ways a little because you dont want to become a sheep and just follow the herd because the herd is being led to a very very very boring and mundane existance ! Keep it real gangsters ;)

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

STOP CALLING EVERYTHING AMAZING!!!

Yo yo yo all my AMAZING followers I hope that you have been SUPER AMAZED by some rediculously shit internet video recently , you most probably would have when you consider that there is about 43,987,987 videos of the dumbest shit ever that people have decided is AMAZING !!!

I will tell you whats amazing is the fact that people are so quick to overexaggerate anything just to make it seem better/funnier , how many times have you seen on your FB feed someone liked a video which its title reads "Funniest video ever!!!" No its not the funniest video ever , it may be funny but no need to go on about it like "OMG OMG OMG MUST WATCH" . No I musnt watch it and InFact just because your over excited ass talked it up so much im going to boycott it in spite of your eagerness to over exaggerate (take that exaggerating dicks !) . Why cant someone just post up a video and say "Moderately funny video , not the best , not amazing just pretty cool" THAT I would watch ! Personally for me there is nothing better than watching and old person fall over doing something they should definitely not be doing - eg riding a skateboard or chasing their grandchildren around the backyard , of course its not so cool if people actually get seriously injured.

I just found a "FUCKING HILARIOUS" video of old people falling over , most of them are doing things they def should not be doing hahahahaha pretty funny shit yo ;) I love the way old people fall over sometimes .... they take a few bad steps and you know they are going to fall they know they are going to fall yet they still never seem to brace themselves very well ... In fact you could almost say they lead WITH their hips haha - no wonder so many of them break their bloody hips hahahaha . Anyways check out this video and please dont go on and on about how every single fucking video is hilarious because an elephant sneezing on a kid is funny . One thing its not is FUCKING HILARIOUS !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cchVXZrMwAA

While im going on about facebook I would like to vent some other greivances I have with the multitude of dicks I seem to have on FB . If you have started a new diet well thats fucking great , whats not great is seeing all your fucking meals with bullshit hashtags like #paleodiet #Health #lifestylechange #headupmyass . Its great that you are trying to get fit and healty etc but fuck me keep it to yourselves and dont post up your yictures of your shitty healthy food either , it doesnt even look good , it looks like a piece of dogshit next to some vegetables. The last thing is people posting up picks of their 6 packs and their massive guns (muscles) ... good for you that you spend nearly all your free time at the gym with your head halfway up your ass looking in the mirror telling yourself how good you look - send those pics to your mum or your fucking girlfriend because im not impressed and im sure im not the only one . Anyways that is all for the moment haha :P

I have no fucking idea who finds this shit attractive anyways (being a bodybuilder)... most people I think who look like this just have low self esteem and no real personality so they just focus their shitty boring lives on getting fit and huge , kinda like how a lot of insecure people base their lives around religion because they are to scared to face the real world and think about real world problems and not the ressurection of some make beleive god. Look how disgusting this guy looks !

That is all, Peace out , Catch ;)

A few more things about facebook ;) :)

Hey hey hey all my social media loving mates I hope you dont participate in any of the following things im going to complain about in relation to people use (mostly overuse) of facebook. I do not mean to offend anyone, just saying it how it is yo ;)

Ok so heres the deal , im on FB a lot , right now its mainly because I aint got no job and it is a great way to see what all my mates are doing back home in Australia and there is always something resonably entertaining or somewhat (I use that term loosely) educational. Anyways these are things that people do that just shit me. :P

Post up 15 times per day, I have a mate who is on holidays in a tropical paradise and they have been posting up photos on FB about 4-5 times per day ... seriously if you are on holidays and you are on facebook more than once or twice a day YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! I understand that you want to share you holidays with everyone but fuck me to update photos 4-5 times (sometimes more) a day is just out of control. Enjoy your  holiday and stop going on facebook all the time! Ok I see what you had for breakfast, ok I saw that you went on a boat (both start and finish pictures of course) I see that now you are relaxing on a hamock on the beach , which is awesome , but fucking enjoy it and stop looking at your god damn phone !

This is NOT how you enjoy your holiday ! Go swimming, read a book, play beach volleyball, go snorkeling- MEET PEOPLE!

All these pages that are trying to scare you of EVERYTHING ! Ok whilst I admit I do beleive in a lot more open things than most people but there are just some fucked up pages that will try to convince you to beleive anything. This one page called "This page will blow your mind" is the worst ... in the past it has tried to convince me that.

-The governments put flouride in your water as some type of mind control.
-You shouldnt drink commercial milk because it contains puss cells, faeces, acidic proteins from leeches and calcium from bones.
-If you lable two bottles filled with cooked rice - one with "I hate you" and the other with "I love you" the one with the hate turns all mouldy and disgusting and the one with love stays nice and white and clean .... fuck off you stupid cunts, if that was true ...well I cant even beging to explain the billion reasons why its not, fucking crazy People.
-That smoking canabis CURES cancer .... come on you idiots , whilst I admit cannabis does have some MENTAL healing powers basically if you smoke ANYTHING its gunna be bad for you. Stop lying !
-And many other countless INSANE beleifs , whilst they do have some good posts a lot are just insane ones such as the ones listed above haha

Another thing thats stupid is when people post up shit like "why is life so hard" and then expect people to feel sorry for them and ask "oh poor you whats wrong how can I help" fuck that you just want attention if you tell me whats bothering you straight up then I might want to help or something but if you are just "vaguebooking" as they call it then expect no response from me...

SELFIES !!! Seriously its out of control ! Some people post up like 2 or 3 selfies per day , someone I saw posted up a picture of their face and just said "dinner with grandma" well WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FOOD OR YOUR GRANDMA!!!??? The caption should of read, " Really up Close Picture of my face at my grandmas" There was NO FOOD there was NO GRANDMA just this persons face for the 3rd time that same day ....STOP. IT!

Anyways thats enough ranting for this post haha , there are many good things about facebook but there are also many things that shit me. Anyways do what you want on your facebook just know that I will probly block bour posts if you are doing any of the stupid shit mentioned above... I have only around 250 FB "friends" and I think I must have blocked the posts of about 40 haha, doesnt mean I dont like them , just means the shit they do on FB annoys the fucking shit out of me ;)

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

The Justin Bieber generation will be the death of all of us !!!!! Seriously they are like a horde of dickwads.

Hey hey hey all my farmville playing young people I hope you have your mobile phone with you because otherwise if you dont you may DIE ! This is how it seems for the young kids aged anywhere in western society from 12-22 .... its not healthy for the mind.

The other day Sara and I were having a nice sunday lunch after a big night out and it wasnt bad ...I paid about $35 AUD and got a shitty steak sandwich with one piece of bread (thats how they do it here ... stupid I know) its a rip off and the service was terrible but at least I am used to that.... but something I cant and will never get over is this;- When we were leaving I saw a couple at the next table BOTH playing some kind of Farmville game or some shit on their phones .... fucken BOTH of them ! I just felt like smashing their phones on the ground infront of them and saying "TALK TO EACH OTHER YOU STUPID FUCKING SOCIALLY INEPT FUCKWITS!!!". But of course I didnt cause im not a cockmuncher like they were ... seriously why did you even leave your hovel you stupid boring people .... whatever happened to uncomfortable silences ... what ever happened to talking with the person you sit next to on the plane????? I will tell ya what happened to that shit we used to call real life COMMUNICATION between two human beings ... it went out the window with this great thing that most people laud and worship ....TECHNOLOGY.

Dont worry about playgrounds in the future ... the kids will only be worrying about the WIFI connection in the schoolyard .... fuck that!!!

 

Ok whilst I admit Technology has SOME good uses ... I think its mainly just a fast way to bring about the downdfall of mankind :( .... People arent learning the simple skills in life which helps you with one of the most basic and most important human traits ... the understanding and relating to our fellow human beings... the kids just arent learning how to read and understand people as we used to.

When I was at Burger King the other day having some lunch I saw a table of 14-18 year old kids and they were all sitting at their table and EVERYONE was looking at their phone at one point ... and it just made me sad to think that this is how the world is going .... it really sucks .... I just hope that anyone reading this can think about this and maybe raise their kids in a different way and teach them about manners and nature and love and forgiveness, because at this rate humanity is heading down a very depressing and boring future :( ... just take 2 hours a night or even 2 hours a week where you just dont use any kind of technology and maybe just think to yourself or even do something amazing and call a friend or a family member you havent talked to in a while and say hello| instead of leaving them a msg or a poke on facebook ... that shit just aint the same yo ! ;)

Anyways bit of a boring post but this shit really gets to me and it actually really gets me angry to see how the world is changing and in my eyes its mostly changing for the worse :(  Take some time to say hello to someone random once in a while ... it will make you feel human.

That is all , Peace out , Catch

Honestly what the FUCK is the go with this bloody "Bitstrips" thing on facebook ???

Hey hey hey all my facebook logging in friends I hope you dont use bitstrips because if you do then  you should look away now and read another post of mine because im just gunna be raving on about how much I fucking HATE bitstrips !

Ok so for all of you who are unaware of this rediculously stupid phenomenon called "Bitstrips" its some app you can get on your phone or watever and you can place you or your friends in a pre-determined cartoon skit and pretend that it is funny..... ITS NOT , ITS SO SHIT !! Honestly a mate of mine posted this one up today and I think it will prove a good example of its shitness .

SERIOUSLY WAT THE FUCKING FUCK !!! In NO way is this funny or even entertaining and honestly who doesnt have a shit time waking up ... unless its Christmas or your birthday or the start of an Ashes cricket series ;) This bullshit bitstrips is just a way for people who are mind numbingly unfunny to pretend they are funny by putting their name in these pre-drawn cartoons ... yes thats right all they do is have a template of this cartoon and then add their name and pretend like they did the Whole thing ... THEY ARENT EVER FUCKING FUNNY !! This is why a friend of mine introduced me to a facebook page called "Shitstrips" and its all about taking the piss out of bitstrips and a heap of other shit and fuck me its bloody funny ... you should REALLY check it out ... even one of my "Shitstrips" got onto the page ... although my second one never made it haha . This is the one that I made ... and remember its not meant to make sense its just meant to be stupid etc ;)

Well I reckon its funny anyways haha :P ... anyways this will conclude my rant about how shit Bitstrips is but I will leave you with a couple of my favorite SHITSTRIPS ! Make sure to go and like the page on facebook ... a mate of mines mate set it up and hes a fucking legend because this Bitstrips shit is honestly out of Control !!

 

Hahahahahaha damn I love this one hahahaha so true ... love how it says "up" to 15 minutes hahahaha heres another one of my favorites ! ;)

 

 

Honestly this page has HEAPS of Shitstrips like this and fuck they crack me up !! So much that I HAD to share this because honeslty people who actually use the real bitstrips are just tragic ...and my point is always proven when I pretty much only see really weird and unfunny people I know using it haha ... anyways ch ch ch check it out ;)

 

That is all , Peace out , Catch .....

 

Ah why not another one cant hurt haha :P

 





Dont worry im still here ;)

Hey hey hey all me intraweb mates long time no see ...well long time no I write some stupid shit and you read it haha .

So yeah I havent posted up on my blog in over a week and I feel bad because thats just lazy of me haha , but to be honest I havent really had much motivation to blog as I havent been working much and im saving money heaps for my trip to Croatia which begins in only 3 days !! Woop Woop ...but this is why  I havent had much to talk about because I have had no work and not much money so I have just been sitting on my ass watching T.V playing poker and starting to go a little insane haha .

Anyways that doesnt mean I still dont have a few things to talk about of course ;) . Here we go ;)
So in Norway they have the travelator things that you see at the airports ...they are like escalators but flat on the ground ...you know the ones ...anyways they have them in the central station here in Oslo and sometimes I wonder if people understand what they are for ....they are so you DONT have to walk your lazy ass up the slight incline leading to the main area of the train station ... but Norwegians being Norwegians they just think this means that they can walk twice as fast and therefore EVERYBODY walk on these things ... I was on one the other day and being a lazy ass Aussie I was just standing there waiting for the ride to finish when some stupid fuckwit barged past me about 2m from the fucking end .....LIKE IT MADE ANY FUCKING DIFFERENCE YOU STUPID COCKMUNCHER ....seriously he would have saved himself 1 second and he had to barge past me and knock me with his bag . If we had the same thing in the central station in Brisbane then NOBODY would walk and there is a possibility that there will be a stand selling beers and hotdogs along the way haha . Crazy Norks walking when there is absolutely no need ....suckers :P

Another thing is I saw a guy the other day walking with his headphones on and he was boppin his head to the beat and trying to be cool and thinking he was the man when really he just looked like a retarded pigeon that doesnt know how to walk properly haha .... im always walking and bopping my head and groovin to the beat thinking to myself , man if ppl can see me now they must think im so cool and hip and happening buuuuut im pretty sure I just look like a retarded pideon haha ....but I love to be groovin when im walking to I aint NEVER gunna stop ! If you ever see a big guy with a big beard who is walking down the street like a retarded pigeon whilst groovin to his music then thats me ! Give me a wave ! haha

Anyways thats about all the random shit I have to say at the moment but I promise to be more active in the future because otherwise ppl wont keep lookin at my blog and it would have been a big waste of time ...well not really but you get my point ! ;)

That is all, Peace out, Catch ;)

The picture here is by a guy called Gary Larson who writes/draws the comedy sketches called The Far Side and I love his comedy so I figured I would share it ;) :)

Having a blog is like having a baby .... ;) :)

Hey hey hey my friends who are using the intraweb for entertaining your soul ....I hope I can help with the entertaining bit ... at least I can try my hardest and my mum always said thats good enough , so thats good enough for me ;)

Having a blog is almost like having a baby .... it starts off small and has 2 parents ( me and the internet ) and its all cute and small and innocent at first and then it gets older and wiser and nastier real quick :P , you feed them they grow , they meet more people, they make new friends ;) Only difference really is that one is make beleive and purely a figment of my imagination and the other is a harsh reality followed by massive personal, financial and emotional responsibilities ;) ... think im just gunna start 2 other blogs instead of having the 3 kids that I want ... I can have a blog family and when I turn 40 and have done this for 15 years I can shoot myself in the realisation that the blogs really are stupid ( sort of anyways ) and that I missed my opportunity to procreate in this world and that I actually missed the whole point of living because I was so caught up with my 3 blog babies .....ok this is really starting to get out of control im gunna start a new paragraph :P

You know what I really hate , well apparently many things according to some of my close friends and girlfriend , and family haha , but I just tend to refer to it as constructive criticism of the world in which we live ....I mean so much stupid shit happens all day everyday and I just happen to be the person who decides to point it out and make stupid remarks about it ....anyways here is a list of 5 things that I hate , in no particular order or level of hate

1: GEORDIE SHORE : This is whats wrong with the world , watch a full eposide of this vile creation and you will feel like vommiting and shitting and pissing at the same time just to rid your body of any of the bullshitnastyness that exudes from this terrible terrible show .

2: INSTAGRAM : Seriously wat the fuck is the go with this shit ...you can post photos on facebook !  oh but whats that ...you can choose from 72 different filters to make your ugly face seem some kind of good ....it still dont work ....you simply just look ugly in a different filter . One thing that is advantageous of this stupid revelation in social media is that it means that people are not posting pictures of their dinner AS often ...they still do of course , but since the revelation of INSTAGAY there has been at least %23.79 less photos of peoples stupid dinner on facebook. ;)

3: PEOPLE WITH BABIES ON FACEBOOK : Seriously, yes I saw you have a kid , NO I dont need to see a new picture of it every 3 or 4 hours cause it looks ugly and has a weird shaped head and its not just me that thinks that because I saw you captioned it " such a cute little girl " but in the comments nobody mentioned the word cute , they said congrats , yay , nice pic and so on but no cute ... if I had an ugly baby I would keep it in the washing machine and only take it out when clothes are dirty and feed it leftover dog food that the dog doesnt eat. ( Note this is not true in any way ! :P )

4: TECHNOLOGY: What the fuck is the go with people going out to dinner and both of them are on their stupid phones scrolling throught pages and pages of stupid useless information that just clogs their brain up with shit and takes away from the actualy experience of being a human , which is massivly built around dealing with other people in the community and learning how to interpret different social situations and correct ways to act etc. Just wait till you get home in 2 hours and then check facebook ....NOTHING WILL HAPPEN !!!!

5: OLD PEOPLE : Ok I know this is a bit harsh and also slightly hypocritical seeing as though im hoping to be one of these one day ...but until I pass 60 im not considered annoyingly old ....ok where to start .... do they practice getting in the road and walking slow or does this talent just come from years and years of walking and then just giving up and thinking ....FUCK I dont give a fuck anymore im not concentrating when I walk and if people get annoyed I dont give a fuck because im old and they cant punch an old person because thats just not cool . They smell funny , come on they do ...some of them may look cute but oh dear god do they emit a nausingliatingly strong odour of musk/old smell , im not sure but im guessing that deoderant and personal hygine hadnt taken effect in society before these people got old so im giving them the benifit of the doubt on this one ...but after 2040 if your old and you smell funny im going to walk up to you and say politely " excuse me sir/madam but you smell like a homeless person who hasnt showered in 79 days and has been sleeping in a rubbish bin full of hospital waste next to the hospital " and maybe im hoping that would be enough to shock them into conforming with the rest of the civilised world and just do one thing and thats spray a bit of deoderant before you go out venturing ;) I also dont like them because they remind me of mortality and make me think about the fact that , yeah your young now , but your turning 30 soon and then theres 40 next and then 50 and then your fucked . If there were no old people walking around then I wouldnt think about the fact that one day I will die I would just carry on wasting away my life in blissfull harmony writing blogs to about 20 people and complaining about things that most people like ....fuck I think im already getting old ! ;)

Anyways thats about all for today maybe tomoroww I willl write a list of the top 5 things that I really love ...or maybe I might write a list of the 5 best balconies of any house/apartment I have ever lived in and how good their views were and other certain funtionalities of the balcony . Ok im out ;)

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

A few things about facebook ...

Hey hey hey all hope your all fantesticly awesome ;)

Ok so I have been a bit sick this weekend so i've been slack again but hey ya get that on the big jobs ( it's an Australian saying ...ask Sara about it :P ). Either way I have been quite sick and Sara kept going on about how I was complaining and then even saying to her friends " oh u know how it is when the man gets sick ...hes REALLY sick and he thinks he's going to die " and i'm sitting there thinking well fuck if they ALREADY think i'm sick then im just gunna act real sick and she will rub my feet and get me orange juice from the store etc ;). Also what's with chicks and pretending to be hard ...like ok we complain if we are sick but that's because we can't complain when something hurts like girls do ... oh you accidentaly stabbed yourself with a knife whilst trying to de-seed an avocado and you cut throught both the tendon AND nerve ...no need to start panicking ya big girly girl !!!  whatever, you should have seen last week when the scaffold door fell on my head at work ...it hurt a fair bit and I didn't complain about it one bit now did I ! :P


Stop playing the victim ...feminism has come to far ...the other day I scratched my face with my jacket and only got velcro and it scratched my forehead ...but you don't here me complaining about that now do ya !!!!!! :P

Ok ok so I may or may not have strayed from the topic of conversation there for a short while but now im back into the zone yo ;) ...Ok so just a few random things about facebook .

How annoying is it when u think u have a new update or a few notifications but u find its just other people you don't like posting on someone else's post who you also don't like but that you previously posted on just because society condemns you ( for whatever reason )  to pretending you like this so called "friend" of yours and so you posted to say happy birthday and now all your getting is her stupid emo/indie/ just plain fucked up friends are posting shit like " Hpy b'dy BabEz Hpe u hve a gr8 dy <3 <3 <3"... God dammit unwanted facebook etiquite its all your fault! .

Also the other day I saw an unnamed person posting that they were off to the gym ... Good for you you decided to go to the gym because we ALL know that u probly have never stepped inside one and this will most probably be your first and last time ...STOP FUCKING PRETENDING !! You will go there once tell ppl you hurt your knee and then never return , so please stop with the posting ....if you do succeed in the gym endeavour I would be more than happy for you to post pic's of your results after 2 months ...I look forwards to seeing the results .

Ok So when you change your profile picture and you just change it to an old profile picture you already had before , this means you are insane , either you like the photo so much you just want an excuse to see how good you "used" to look or how good you look that one night when u posed that time and it looked real good and now you want people to think of you looking hot and cool again instread of that weird/indie/retro crap pic you put up of yourself in a mirror with a dark filter from Instagram ... And to the people who just constatly change it for attention because you know it will bring you at least 10 likes and that will make you feel better about yourself because you know for one brief moment that 10 people were looking at the BEST picture of you that exixts ... well I just feel sorry for you ...msg me and we can be lonely together ! :P ;)

How stupid is instagram .... ITS JUST FUCKING FACEBOOK BUT WITH FILTERS !!!!!! You can still post your pics on facebook and add filters and such before  .....aaaanyways instagram ya heads off i'l never be there ...( much to Sara's dismay ) .

Something funny has happened on my facebook though because as I have posted before about people posting shitty photo's of their dog vomit looking dinner it now seems to have become a "thing" to be posting up your shittty dinners on my facebook wall ....to that I say touche' compadres touche' haha. Funny shit ! :) :D

That is about all today methinks !

That is all , Peace out , Catch ! ;)

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR DINNER ON FACEBOOK !!!

Hey hey hey people how are ya :)

Ok so everybody knows what im talking about here and its just absolutely rediclous ...I can understand if you have made a 7 course meal that took 2 days to prepare but if you post a picture of the steak and vegetables you are having for dinner then dont expect me to be impressed . Also while im on the point about stupid things on facebook ( there are actually to many to list ) and unfortunately its more about stupid people posting the stupid thing on fb rather than fb being stupid itself as its actally pretty cool :). When you post something like "why is it so hard" or " I hate men!" and then dont go on to explain what u are actually talking about then this becomes very annoying because its so obvious that u are just craving attention and want people to ask " ooh poor you I hope your ok , Love you heaps " this is just shit just bloody tell me what the problem is and stop trawling for attention through social media.

 Soon im going to post a picture of the shit that resulted from the photo of my dinner which I put on facebook the night before and see how you like that !!

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)