100TH BLOG POST !!! GIDDY THE FUCK UP!

Hey hey  hey all my intraweb mates this will be my 100th blog post so I suppose I gotta make it special or some shit ;) I have just over 7000 page views now which I reckon is pretty damn cool ,it also could just mean that a lot of people are getting lost on the internet and end up clicking on my blog haha. Anyways cheers to all the people who do actuaully read my blog often and like it , or even if you hate it but hate it so much you gotta read it , any publicity is good publicity they say :P

Not to sure what I should post but maybe I should tell you all a little more about myself and shit that I like / dont like ;) . As you may or may not know im 29 years young now and not really looking forwards to turning 30 , in some ways I am but mostly not haha. Im now married to my long term girlfriend Sara who is turning 28 this year (but dont mention that to her haha). We met in Thailand in an Irish pub on an island called Ko Samui nearly 3 years ago now :)

Have you ever heard of the comedian called Louis CK ? He is definitely my favorite comedian and is so fucking hilarious I nearly die laughing everytime I watch him. Here is a link of probly one of my favorite bits from him ... if you have a good sense of humour you will laugh your head off haha Its so true when he says - "back in the day you could just smoke a joint for a while and it would be ok , but now you have two hits and you go INSANE !" hahahahaha so true ! Check it out ! ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8FzGlgVGdo

Honestly I think there is nothing funnier than a good Simpsons episode ... the new ones are all fucking terrible but the old ones are so fucking good its unebeleivable haha ... here is one of my favorite quotes from the one and only Homer Simpson :) -

So while im at it I may aswel post up my favorite quote from Peter from Family Guy because as the same is with the Simpsons their old stuff is the best shit you will ever watch but the same cant be said for the new stuff... why dont they just give up while they are ahead instead of trying to squeeze every last penny out of something and in turn actually killing it a little bit ... anyways still gold haha

Have I told ya about how much I hate Tony Abbot ... well I do ... I write blog posts about it often ... just check in my backlog of posts and you will find some posts about my massive hatred for that stupid , racist , bigoted , capitalistic , piece of human excrement that MrTony Abbot really is.I often thing to myself ... seriously how the fuck is he the Prime Minister of the best country in the world .... its a fucking sick joke it is !!! How can one man be so fucking stupid !!!! ????

Ok so enough with the Tony Abbot bashing lol , now I will post up a few pics from home to give you an idea of what its like to live in Brisbane , Australia ;) Being in nature is probably my favorite thing so I will just show you all the awesome things around Brisbane :) So So So many !!!

This first one is of a place called Natural Bridge which is in Springbrook National Park in South East Queensland and takes about 1.5 hours to drive to from Brisbane ! :) How awesome is it !!!

This next place is called Cedar Creek and its only about 45 mins drive from the center of Brisbane and then a 30 mins walk and its such a great place ... This first pic is of my mates Jimbo and Chicken who I went there with one day ... you can also sit under the waterfall as I did and slide down it a little bit as you will see in the second picture ... the water doesnt look so clear but it is and its so fresh you can drink it as it comes straight from the Rainforest / mountain ... fucken LOVE this Place !!!

This next place I will show you is called the Glasshouse Mountains which are about 1 hour drive North of  Brisbane and I used to go there a lot and climb these small Mountains , great way to keep fit and get back to nature ... the first pics here are from a mountain called Mt Tibrogargan and the first time we tried it we failed because we were shit scared but me and my mate Jacko went back 2 weeks later and made it up ! Bloody great hike it is ! Fucken steep in bits too !

 

 

 

This last place is a place called Lamington National park which is also within 2 hours drive of Brisbane ... unbloody beleivable these places are ... so so so beautiful and relaxing !

 

 

So yeah there are many other awesome national parks within 2 hours drive of Brisbane and many people say Brisbane isnt the best city but what makes it so god damn awesome is the things within a 2 hour drive from Brisbane ... there is everything you could want - Rainforest, Beach , Mountains , tropical islands , countryside and the best of all , friendly People ! ;)

 

Anyways cheers again cunts for reading and I look forwards to writing another 100 blog posts and hopefully one day getting to 100,000 views ... that would be so awesome !! So if you like my blog or even hate it so much , please tell your mates because the more views I get the more often I feel like posting ! Cheers mofos

 

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;) 

 

 



Preikestolen hike with Sara and some mates .... was fucking epdawg yo ! ;)

Hey hey hey all my hiking mates I hope you get the chance to hike up this mountain called Preikestolen on the west coast of Norway and see what we saw because it is truly specfuckingtacular !

So on the weekend Sara and I travelled to Stavanger which is on the bottom west coast of Norway and holy fuck what a Place ! It is in amongst all the epic fjords and there are many islands intermingled in between huge mountains and the fjords. We met a mate of ours there and we went on this hike up this mountain to come to a place called Preikestolen and it was god damn awesome ! Its basically a huge rock hanging off the side of a mountain and its 604m STRAIGHT DOWN ! This is a picture of me and Sara sitting near the edge ... :) Note that I said NEAR the edge because I was literally shitting in my pants .... its also pretty damn windy up there and that sure doesnt help ;)

 

 

Tell ya what else doesnt help was when there was this section where you had to walk around the side of the mountain and there was a ledge about 2m wide and I happened to run into a bunch of fucking dick head teenagers and they were literally JUMPING off fucking rocks onto this 2m ledge right infront of me !!! I was absolutely shitting myself I just felt like punching them in the head and screaming are you fucking stupid ! If you slip and fall you take me and yourself over a 604m ledge and there aint no coming back from that ! Aaaaanyways other than that it was really really good ! I mean it was amazing to be up there but also pretty damn shit scary ... I have done bungy jumping and skydiving but this was probably scarier because there is no safety harness. We were sitting about 1.5 metres from the edge and I thought that was pretty good haha ... but a lot of people actually sit on the edge with their legs dangling over and some people were also taking jumping photos right where we were sitting in the above photo .... so many people are just either insane or just stupid ... or both. Here is a photo of me looking out from the edge in what the Scandos Call the "meditation photo". Yes I know im going bald , no I dont give a shit haha , not much you can do about that ! ;)

 

 



 

Anyways it was a bloody good day and was a pretty hard hike , about 2 hours to get up and 2 hours down and it was a lot of uphill sections , which quickly reminded me how unfit I have actually become haha , but hey with a few (many) stops on the way we made it to the top and it was more than worth it ... what a bloody awesome place !!! This last photo is just a group photo of our "crew" , it was Sara , our Norwegian mate Chris and his Norwegian mate Bjorn ( very Scandanavian name right there haha) and of course myself , when we got to the top we had a couple of beers and a hotdog (Scandanavians bloody LOVE their hotdogs and there one time BBQ`S).

Look how Close Sara got to the edge!! I was not even close to that and I was shitting myself haha

This is a pic of us men having a beer at the top ... much deserved and much enjoyed !! ;)

I hope that anyone Reading this sees how amazing this is and it will inspire you to get out and see the world because its god damn fucking awesome ... and the best part is that its always FREE !!! Get onto it ! :)

That is all, Peace out , Catch ;)

Getting on a packed bus kills my soul...

Hey hey hey all my city dwelling mates I hope your city isnt as busy as Oslo because Oslo is a bloody busy place. ( it is also a place where ppl keep to themselves way way way to much )

Today I got on the bus and there was probly about 734 other people on the bus and fuck me not only does it make me somewhat anxious and claustrophobic but it just reminds me that we are all just like sheep herded into a pen and then let off where we live. It really actually makes me depressed a bit because it reminds me of how I live my life. I WISH I lived in the country near a lake and I had some cows and a goat or even near the beach ... oh fuck that would be awesome ... pretty sure im just gunna just MAKE Sara move to Australia eventually because seriously I was thinking about it today and without a word of a lie there are only 4 good months here in Oslo , May-August ... the rest its either really fucking extremely cold or just pretty damn cold and raining and thats just bloody depressing.

Anyways back to the bus , there was this little guy , close to a midget but not actually a midget , but he had a bag as big as him on his back and he decided what a great idea it would be to read his magazine on the bus STANDING UP WITH 54 OTHER PEOPLE ....seriously what a fuckface , people amaze me sometimes ... no , all the time , but unfortunately its not really good things , for the most its just fucking stupid shit like that. So many people in this world think they are the only people in the world , but some people I see make me happy. There was a guy on the subway last night who was just singing and getting down to his music and he was so happy and he smiled at me and I smiled at him and it made me feel better about the world (kinda gay I know haha) , most people thought it was annoying and were looking at him kinda angry ... fuck them!

This reminds me of a time when I was on the subway here in Oslo and there was this homeless guy who managed to bring a whole box full of old rubbish onto the train and he dug in there and found an old used yogurt cup and he proceeded to squash it into his face and lick the nasty looking old yogurt that was still in there and it was fucking HILARIOUS ! Problem was I looked around at everybody else and if they werent to busy glued to their stupid phones they were just ignoring this guy , I just burst out laughing out loud and wondered why nobody else was. Nobody else was because Norway is such a fucking reserved place to live ... in Australia someone would have said something funny or at least many people would be laughing , no no , not Norway , people just keep to themselves and pretend like they cant see the smelly hobo sucking on an old yogurt cup hahahahaha fuck it still makes me smile when I think about it. So all in all remember to be happy and interact with other people in society because not only will it make you feel happier it makes other people feel happy and surely thats worth something ! :)

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

It really fucken amazes me what people read most on my blog....

Hey hey hey all my materialistic mates (I hope not all haha) I hope that I can think of more things to talk about that are just absolute shit.

So I always see what the most viewed posts I write are and usually they are the few ones that I talk about things like facebook, candy crush and bitstrips, they are by far the most viewed posts and it really dissapoints me because when I talk about important things like politics or saving the environment etc basically NOBODY reads the posts. The most recent example is when I posted about saving the great barrier reef and there was only 10 views of that particular post but when I posted about candy crush the other day I had 42 views .... WAT . THE . FUCK. So from what I can gather from this information is that people care more about candy crush than they do one of the natural wonders of the world and this makes me sick ... it also makes me want to stop writing my blog because it really doesnt seem to be getting to the right people... and that makes me sad :( Anyways it just makes me wonder what kind of people read my blog ... is it all 15 year old girls or what the fuck ? Anyways I hope that some people are reading who are not as materialistic as most people are nowadays and that there is hope for the future haha.

 Collect friends and experiences and stories , not fucking ipads and the newest phones or the newest shoes, LIVE YOUR LIFE DONT WASTE IT ON SHIT!!!

That is all , Peace out , Catch

I LOVE to hate Tony Abbot ... and im not alone !!

Hey hey hey all my politically savy mates I hope your ready for some Abbot bashing because that is whats coming your way.

So Tony Abbot is the prime minister of Australia and he also manages to be one of the biggest dicks in the world (how he finds the time for both I dont know) ... but he does .... he has only been prime minister since September last year and he has already shown that all he cares about is his capitalist friends and making them more money- People such as - Clive Palmer , Gina Rineheart and many others who just care about profit and not the environment or the well being of the average Aussie. There are to many things to list in relation to all the bullshit policies that Mr Abbot has implimented but hes decided to fuck some more shit up ...

In Tasmania there are many beautiful rainforests with huge 100m+ tall trees that have been around for hundreds and thousands of years and you know what Tony Abbot says ...his Words - "there is to much forest "locked up" in Tasmania" and you know what his great plan is ... to chop it all down to help the logging industry and therefore take care of only the ecomony and not the environment ... he says that hes protecting the forestry workers of Tasmania but this is just fucking bullshit because its UNSUSTAINABLE and whats going to happen in 30 years when all the trees are gone and they have to wait hudreds of years for them to regrow. The way the world is going nowdays scares me because people ALWAYS just think about today or tomorrow or 5 years from now ... never 20 years from now and certainly not 100 years from now. Not only does he want to log these beautiful forests he actually wants the forest declassified as World Heritage Listed so he can then log them .... Anyways im happy to report that the Australian public has already had ennough of him and are quickly learning that he only cares about one thing and thats not the people, its the bank accounts of all his good mates. It makes me sick when I hear him speak , he reminds me of George W. Bush when he was president of America ... just a bumbling idiot who reads off cards and does what hes told. Spineless and totally ignorant to the voice of the people of his country, and it makes me happy to know that people are seeing through his lies and deception on so many issues. The new policy regarding "boat People" (immigrant`s\refugges arriving by boat) is just rediculous and pretty much illegal in international law, but thats another story for another time. ;) Please share the word about this stupid stupid man and hopefully we can get him out before he ruins Australia beyond repair :(

That is all ,Peace out , Catch

Candy crush is the most useless thing EVER !!!! STOP IT !

Hey hey hey all my candy crush mates I hope your getting many crushes or watever the fuck you need in that retarded game.

The other day I was on the subway here in Oslo and of course everyone is staring at their phones but im always seeing People (sometimes old people even) playing this stupid retarded candy crush game ... IT IS STUPID! Does anyone remember tetris ? THATS WHAT IT IS JUST WITH STUPID CANDYS AND BULLSHIT !!! Nobody Plays Tetris anymore ... why is this a thing ???
I just fail to understand the reason people play it ... imagine if instead of playing it all the people were reading world news and actually LEARNING about this epdawg planet we live in. In 50 years from now kids will be asking their grandparents "grandma when was the world war 2 started and why?" and they will have no fucking idea but if you ask them to beat Level 435 on candy crush they will be able to do that no fucking worries mate ! What a sick thing and the most fucked up this is that it wont even surprise me when this happens because im pretty damn sure it will! Stop fucking playing all these mindless games on your phones and use your phones to read world news or write a long email to a loved one like ur grandma you never speak to or an old friend you havent heard from in years ... stop wasting your life playing this stupid game !!! PLEASE !! :) It is an affliction of the worst kind! YOU GAIN NOTHING FROM PLAYING THIS GAME!!! STOP IT PLEASE!!!

That is all , Peace out , Catch

Thanks for reading c#nts !!! Please share and tell your mum about this blog! ;)

Hey hey hey all my 13 fans (possibly less) but I just wanted to say cheers to all the ppl who read all the shit I post :)

What would be really mega awesome is if you could share my blog on your Facebook page :) You can also add me on Facebook (just say ur a fan of my blog) and then u can see the shit I post almost daily , if that takes your fancy that is ;-). The thing is that yes ok I don't post as often as some might like but I think quality is better than quantity and my posts are usually pretty long and sometimes informative ;) Anyways I'm trying to post at least 2 times per week so whilst u don't need to be checking everyday u can just catch up once a week or some shit. You can easily find the blog on google if you just search Aussie in Oslo and it's at the top ! Kinda makes me feel like the most famous Aussie in Oslo haha , could be , there ain't many of is here, a few... Anyways just wanted to say thanks and would love if you could spread the word about my blog because that's your way of showing thanks! Cheers c#nts

That is all, Peace out, Catch.

Just saw this photo and thought it was funny so I share it with my billions of fans! (Probly the baby of a co-worker of mine) haha