People enjoy watching other peoples misery....ITS FUCKED UP !!!

Hey hey hey my blogging friends I hope you are all well :)

So I was switching channels last night on the T.V and I came across a program that follows virgins on their way to getting over that final hurdle and getting some nookie. It just made me realise how sick and derranged the world has become nowadays if normal people are actually going to sit there and watch a show about some fat ugly lesbian chick who hasn't had sex yet. Most of the other people including this butch dyke had what looks to be some serious mental problems and I think this is the main reason they remain virgns because seriously for a normal person if you really want to it isn't that hard to get laid ;) Is it ? It amazes me that so many people want to watch other people in their lowest point in their life , it goes to show how the world is changing nowadays and its deinitely not for the better. If you told someone in the 60's or 70's that people in the year 2013 spend a lot of their time sitting on the couch watching morbidly obese people (biggest looser) try and loose weight and cry their eyeballs out each and everyday they would say your insane and his can't possibly be true. To be honest I think its disgusting and counter productive because it gives people the false sense of security that no matter how fat I get I can just do what they do on bigest looser and magically turn myself back into the person I once was , and to be perfectly honest with you these people who let themselves get to be 187 kilograms just disgust me ...how do they continue to eat 15 cheeseburgers for breakfast and think that this is normal human activity?! There should be a person at the door of each Mcdonalds saying NO! BAD FATTY! COME BACK WHEN UR NOT DANGEROUSLY OVERWEIGHT. Now this may sound harsh but I dont think it is because these people obviusly dont want to help themselves so other people may have to do it for them , or at least try and help them...ok maybe the Mcdonalds thing is mean and insensitive but it would be funny to see :P

                   These people should not be celebrated or normalised ...THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!!

There is also this program I saw an add for the other day that was all about rednecks living in America in their trailers having sex with their sisters and just being rednecks in general , THEY ARE FUCKING TRASH THEY ARE AN EMBARESSMENT TO THE HUMAN RACE AND ARE NOT ENTERTAINING !!!. I just wonder at the kinds of people watching these shows , is it other redneck white trash seeing how their peers are travelling or is it just mainly the working middle class waching the rednecks just so they can feel some kind of sense of superiority over such feral and disgusting people. These people should me maligned and ignored and encouraged to become a part of the normal world because by celebrating people who are morbidly obese or who are 36 and a virgin or who live in a trailer with their whole extended family and have 4 teeth each and no education and no future and basically no hope, then we are becoming partly responsible for more people becoming morbidly obese and we are responsible for people to think its ok to have sex with your cousin because " I seen em do it on the T.V". Its a sad state of affairs where so many people in this world get so much enjoyment from watching other peoples misery.

That is all , Peace out , Catch

Computers are stupider than George W Bush !

Hey hey hey everyone hope ya all are good :)

Ok so sometimes my laptop freezes on a webpage and tells me " the page you are using stopped because of a running script... woud you like to stop running script? " Well fucking jesus what a question ....YES STOP RUNNING THE FUCKING SCRIPT YOU STUPID LAPTOP !! What else does the laptop need me to answer to continue working and not just freezing ...next it will be asking me " do you want me to automatically shutdown after you have just finished writing a blog which took 30 mins " why yes my ingenious laptop I WOULD like for you to randomly shutdown whilst I sill haven't posted or saved my information. Honestly what a fucking stupid question it was that brought me here to you guys rambling on about how stupid my computer is , but seriously what a question ....you can store millions of photos and countless hours of video and make calculations faster than 5000 mathemeticians could but you need to ask me if I would like if you continued to do what I requested that you do ... come on this is some kind of joke. lol ...Im always laughing when I read it ....YES STOP RUNNING THE FUCKING SCRIPT WHATEVER THAT IS AND JUST WORK GOD DAMMIT !!!! :P

That is all , Peace out , Catch :)

                       If my laptop keeps this stupid behaviour up it will end up like its buddy here ;)

Norwegian road trip last weekend ! :) :) WOOP !

Hey hey hey how is your day/night going yo ;)

So last weekend Sara and I went on a roadtrip to a mountain ski lodge courtesy of her work sponsoring the local Drammen soccer team Stromsgodset :). Her boss let us borrow her car for the 4 hour drive which was super cool. Everything was paid for ....EVERYTHING including the fuel for the car , all the food and alchohol (which resulted in me getting blind drunk and offering her boss and her husband life advice haha woops :P ) , and of course the accomodation was free also which was just god damn awesome! Driving throug Norway is a lot different to just sitting on a train which I have done many times now because when u are driving you actually drive throug all the small old towns which is better than being on the train which just drives through the countryside which is nice but not as good as a road trip ! :) I will just post up a few pics and tell you about them and hopefully you can see a bit of Norway through my eyes :)

Seeing these kinds of landscapes is just unreal for someone coming from Australia and it really makes me appreciate living in Norway and the amazing landscape it has :)

This was some awesome small settlement in the middle of nowhere which must have been established over 900 years ago as the church which is situated here was built around 1170 :) Seeing this kinda stuff for me is just fucking epic and I love history and all that comes with it :) This other church below im not sure about but damn it looks cool haha :)

 

 That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

Technology will be the death of the young generations !!!!

Hey hey hey everyone how the bloody hell are ya :)

Ok so yes this seems a bit hypocritical when im complaining about technology on a blog and when you think about it I suppose it is haha ...but im gonna do it anyways :P

This so called "age of technology" is doing my head in !! Why wasn't I born in the age of the viking where the biggest and baddest dude got all the glory and all the chicks ..whilst I know im not the biggest dude im also not the smallest too, so maybe I could have lead a small band of vikings travelling the countryside raping and pillaging at will. ( no mum I dont mean the raping part ...piliging ...for sure ! ) Either way im getting away from the topic haha. But it just angers me so much to be living in a world so dominated by technology, and to an extent this involves myself much to my dismay. Do kids even know what a cubbie house is ? Do kids even know what dirt tastes like ? Do kids even know what falling off a bike and scraping your knee feels like ? Most probably no , because they are to busy stuck inside infront of the idiot box or jammed infront of a computer or glued to the screen of their parents I-Phone ... Does anyone else wonder why kids have so many chronic allergic reactions nowadays ? I think a part of the problem is that they DONT know what dirt tastes like and they havent scraped their knees and by keeping them inside in the early period of their lives when they are developing their immune systems and buildng up natural defences to fight off all these allergies and allergic reactions, they are basically wrapped in bubble wrap they dont have exposure to these certain allergies/toxins etc and their body will have no natural defence against it when they are adults . Again im getting slightly away from the topic but this all relates to technology as its the main reason for this whole thing occuring.

The main  reason I do hate/loathe the age of technology is the social imapct I beleive it will have on young and developing minds. As children and the youth have less and less actual interactions with human beings they will not develop the proper skills needed to have proper and meaningful relationships with their peers and in turn I think this will result in a bad state of society in which people are completly unaware of how to read other peoples emotions/feelings. Whilst this doesnt sound bad beleive me it will be...and I should know because im a child psycology expert ( ok maybe im not but im pretty confident about this :P ). When I was growing up we played in the streets and knew all our neighbors and rode Go-karts down our street and ate dirt and threw rotten mangoes at each other , nowadays I dont think even %10 of kids would know most of their neighbors and even if they do they wont have a strong connection with them. When I was about 14 my mum moved into a new place and she decided just to not have a T.V and at first I thought it was crazy and my life would be hell whenever I would have to go to mums for the 2 weeks of the month , but as it turned out this actually made a vast improvement to my life and my relationships with my mum and my 2 younger sisters as I was forced to go to the park with my sisters , I was forced to sit and listen to Triple J on the radio in the loungeroom while reading a book , and when I look back on my childhood this period is always remembered as one of the most enjoyabe and fun and rewarding times.


                                         This photo scares me and it should scare YOU too !!

Now im not saying that I know everything about parenting or anything like that but what I do suggest to parents out there is that every night/afternoon you only let your children have maybe 3 or 4 hours of  "technology time" per night and then they will be forced to go outside , be forced to meet the other kids in the street , be forced to interact with their siblings and get to know them better as people and create strong and meaningful relationships early in their lives. During their childhood is the time when they learn the most and build their brains and personalities to be who they will be in their adult lives. Im no expert but this makes sense to me and I hope it does to you guys also , spread the word , MAKE kids enojy life if they won't do it themselves ;)

That is all , Peace out , Catch :)

Yeah I have a big beard ...NO im not a Muslim !

Hey hey hey people back once again after being a bit slack recently ( A man's gotta have a life :P )

So yeah I have a big beard but god dammit that doesn't mean im a bloody Muslim or a terrorist who wants to explode himself infront of a bus full of children. Seriously the looks that I get from some people ( I would estimate about %1 or %2 of everyone ) are just unbeleivable , some people seriously look at me in utter disgust and contempt that they even have to share this planet with such filth as myself. Well you know what I feel the same way about them. They look at me as if I had a chance I would bomb the school where their kids went and then go and eat the severed limbs from the aftermath ( sorry to be so gruesome but this is seriously the way im portrayed in their ignorant minds ).

                                                   More beards !!! Less hate !!! :) :)

 

 

One of the great things about having a beard is that these ignorant people who wouldn't have had an interesting conversation in their life don't talk to me because of my beard and it makes me so happy to know that basically just because of the way I look that people who I would NEVER consider talking to already automatically don't want to talk to me ....WINNING :) ! If there were more people who were a bit eccentric in the world who did things just a bit different and looked a bit different the world would be a better place and a happier place with less people spending time judging people just from their appearances and more people engaging with each other.  ( sounding a bit egotistical I know but you see my point I hope ) In saying all that I must admit that I myself judge people from time to time based on their appearance ...but that doesnt mean I will give them looks of disgust when I pass them on the street and it certainly doesn't mean that I would have a problem starting up a conversation with them if I felt the need ...and I hope you would to :) . Love the world we live in and everyone in it ...until you find out for SURE that they are a dick head or a terrorist of some sort :P

That is all , Peace out, Catch :)

                                                        More beards !!! Less hate !!! :) :):):):):):):):):):)

In Norway if you take one day off work they make you take 3 !!!

Hey hey hey people how are you all today :)

So in Norway if you take one day off because you are sick they make you have 3 days off work all fully paid ...well technically they dont make you take the 3 days off but if your going to get paid for them anyways you would be crazy to go to work when you are going to get paid anyways. If Australians heard about this probably they would seriously consider moving to the other side of the world where they WANT you to not only "chuck a sickie" but they will reward you with 2 extra days off if you do decide that life is more about living than just working for the man everyday. Another crazy thing that happens here is that I have heard about people getting fired and then because of the stupid laws or whatever here they have to continue working at the same place for 3 MONTHS after they are told they are no longer needed . hahahaha. This is just INSANE....im pretty sure that if you fired me and I was required to keep working for you for 3 months I wouldnt be doing shit , infact I would even go as far as to hinder your business for my own pleasure and revenge towards you for firing me in the first place ...I mean what are they going to do ...fire me ??? haha. I dont pretend to understand why these crazy laws or whatever they may be are in place but hot damn it makes me want to get fired ...I would turn up everyday dressed in just a nappy and have a stuffedtoy bear under my arm and a dummy in my mouth and only say the words mumma mumma repeatedly . Crazy crazy laws here in Scandanavia ... looking forwards to getting fired one day ;) :P

That is all , Peace out , Catch :) Have a good weekend people im off to some mountain resort with my gilfriend Sara and its all free because its a work bonding weekend or something ...all I know is that they have free buffet dinner and that makes me one happy Australian ;) , Catch

Leaf Blowers are as usefull as tits on a bull ...

Hey hey hey everyone back with another instalment of me telling you about stuff I think about other stuff ;)

Seriously how retarded and stupid and annoying are leaf blowers ...all they do is transfer the mess of leaves or whatever you are blowing to another area , and with an extreme amount of noise and energy and they even use fossil fuels so in turn are very bad for the environmet aswel . Yesterday I saw a guy using a leaf blower to try and move gravel on a road and I was more than happy to see that when the gravel started to pile up that it just wouldnt be moved by the blower ...sir that will learn you for being a really big dick and even trying to blow gravel with a leaf blower , talk about bringing a sword to a gunfight haha . Last of all is what I dont understand the most and it is the fact that people dont use leaf VACUUMS , usually the amount of leaves you need to do away with isn't a great amount and could most probably be put in a large sized bag wich these garden vacuum things come with and then you can just tip the bag in the bin and the leaves will never be a menace to you ever again. People who use leaf blowers should be shot on site ! ;) :P

That is all , Peace out , Cacth :)

                                                         Worst invention ever ????