Fucking think for yourselves you stupid SHEEPLE !!!

Yo yo yo all my iphone addicted , instagram using , facebook trolling , blogger Reading :D , socially inept friends and random lost people who found my blog , I hope you are all fucken fan bloody tastic !!!

I have liked this page on FB called "New To Oslo" , which should really be renamed "biggest group of fucktards in Northern Europe". People come on there and ask the most fucked up questions ... the one that just set me off onto this rant (more to follow) is this person asking - "where can I print a picture , and how much will it cost?" ... Jesus fucking christ thats a fuckin huge problem you have there my narrow minded friend , my first idea would be to use this new fandangled thing we have called GOOGLE , its on this other new thing called THE INTERNET , if you simply use your stupid brain and type in computer cafe or seriously even if you type in print photos Oslo , IT WILL FUCKEN TELL YOU WHERE TO GO !!
People these days are becoming dumber and dumber by the day and its actually really sad and more to the point actually depressing. Some people just cant seem to think from themselves and the problem is that we live in a world that facilitates there stupidity and lets them thrive ( to some sort in their own fucked up social circles that is).
It really saddens me to think that the world is becoming so dependent on Technology and that it seems it will never end until we are all virtual robots stuck in a world where we dont talk to anyone in "the real world" but only really communicate through stupid fucking phones and computers.

 ( I realise the hypocracy of complaining about technology in a blog which is using the same technology but this is the only way to get it out there since thats where all these zombies are scrolling through there phones until their fingertips bleed in the hope that they wont have to look anyone in the eye on the bus to work)

 In Norway I can see this happening FAST as the use of technology seems to have no limits here and is encouraged to no end . I know for a fact that its not as bad in Australia as it is herein Norway ( my sister for example visited and she said its worse here than back home) and I hope it stays like that , Australians are well known for their friendliness and eagerness to talk to anyone and everyone about anything haha. I know I seem to go on about these kind of things a lot but fuck me its getting out of Control!!! Not to long ago I saw a couple out for sunday lunch and one was on their ipad playing some stupid farmer game and the other was playing the same game on their phone and they were just helping each other and talking about the game ... why not talk about REAL THINGS !!! Like all the wars that are going on , all the destruction of our planet and the awesome animals that inhabit it, it  seems this needless and senseless destruction will not stop until all we are left with is stuffed animals and vidoes of what animals and nature used to be like ... ask them questions about what their goals in life are , smile and laugh and be laughed at , its  gunna sound stupid but I take great pride in being laughed at , I have a big beard and a really fucked up dress sense and a weird sense of humour and I know for a fact that people think thats funny , either it be in a good or bad way. The point is that people laugh and the world needs to laugh much more and take life less seriously.

 My point is dont fall in with the crowd and just follow the normal, break the barriers and be a fucking weirdo bcause if you dont soon enough we will all live in a world where everyone acts the same , looks the same , has the same phones/cars/Apartments/pets etc . Be different or GET FUCKED  is what I say !!!! Here is a photo (below) I recently added to FB just for a laugh , I know a lot of people judged me for it and probably think im weird or possible even a cross dresser, the truth is I wasnt drunk and it wasnt a dare or anything I just did it to bring a smile to peoples faces and pretty much say fuck the norm. Anyways hope you guys can take this to heart and at least change your ways a little because you dont want to become a sheep and just follow the herd because the herd is being led to a very very very boring and mundane existance ! Keep it real gangsters ;)

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES ???!!!

Hey hey hey all my gadget obsessed materialistic internet addicted mates how the bloody hell are ya ? This afternoon I arrived at my bus stop and everyone was staring at their stupid phone , I got on the bus and everyone was again staring at their stupid Phones , I went to the supermarket and people were getting in my road because they were stopping to look at their stupid fucking Phones . It made me think about how fucking SHIT and SAD our existance as human beings has now become .

Yes I admit I glance at my phone from time to time (mainly to change song) but nowadays im in the minoroty as people are more and more inclined to introvert into themselves and stare at their stupid Phones , I remember the good old days ( about 10-15 years ago...fuck im getting old haha) but in those days we had no bloody phones and if you wanted to call someone you had to ring their home phone and risk the chance that you would have to speak to their parents for a minute or two (god forbid) I didnt like it at the time but now looking back it was great , I can definitely say that this helped me have a closer relationship with my mates parents and in turn also my friends .

Are YOU going to argue with Albert Einstein !!!??? His prediction is fast becoming reality !!!

Why the fucking fuckshit do we have to work for 5 days a week !!! It depresses and sickens me that in this capatalistic world we now live in that we are basically forced to work 5 days out of 7 nearly every fucking week ... life was not meant to be like this . We were supposed to be exploring this wonderful earth we have and making great connections and friendships with people and places all around the world ... I try as hard as I can to make nearly every single day I have off from work worth it , get out their and travel and meet people and dont just sit inside and watch another episode of some stupid program on netflix or something , read a book - I am reading an amazing series of historical fiction books (by Author Bernard Cornwell) that is related to the wars between the English and the Danish warriors of around the year 878 , it opens your mind and fills it with joy and imagination of how it would have been to live in that time.

I dont want to bang on and preach to much cause who the fuck wants to hear it, but fuck me sometimes I actually get really sad and angry at the way the world is headed , remember we only get one life and do you want to be on your death bed regretting that you spent so much of your time on stupid things that really dont matter ( Phones , internet , T.V , Movies etc ) and not enough time learning and loving the people you have around you and making new friends . Anyways I could go on all day about this but I wont.

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

You should definitely watch this video ... it will change the way you think !!

Yo yo yo all my social media whores how the fuck are ya ?

In my last post ( and many others ) I talked about the fact that I dont like phones and how much kids nowdays use (are addicted) to them. My mum posted this video to my FB page the other day and I watched it and to be brutally honest it actually made my cry ... I dont care if everybody knows I cried ... I dont give a fuck haha . Anyways I was just sad to think about how the world is nowadays and how different my childhood was from childrens nowadays and also thinking about my kids and what world they will be born into , because right now its not looking so good ... to much focus on materialistic things and not enough focus on HUMAN BEINGS . We all sit and stare at screens all day but hardly interact with each other ... that is what im always trying to tell everyone and anyone who will listen. This video sums up how I feel EXACTLY !!! Its only 5 minutes and seriously it will do you a lot of good ... stop staring at your phone and LIVE !!! ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7dLU6fk9QY

Reminds me of a cool photo I saw on FB the other day ;)

 

Now im not saying NEVER look at your phone ... just look at it less ... and please please please dont look at it when you are around your mates etc ... its all good to check but dont fucking go scrolling through FB or instagram when im sitting in fucking front of you!!!.

 

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)

 

 

The Justin Bieber generation will be the death of all of us !!!!! Seriously they are like a horde of dickwads.

Hey hey hey all my farmville playing young people I hope you have your mobile phone with you because otherwise if you dont you may DIE ! This is how it seems for the young kids aged anywhere in western society from 12-22 .... its not healthy for the mind.

The other day Sara and I were having a nice sunday lunch after a big night out and it wasnt bad ...I paid about $35 AUD and got a shitty steak sandwich with one piece of bread (thats how they do it here ... stupid I know) its a rip off and the service was terrible but at least I am used to that.... but something I cant and will never get over is this;- When we were leaving I saw a couple at the next table BOTH playing some kind of Farmville game or some shit on their phones .... fucken BOTH of them ! I just felt like smashing their phones on the ground infront of them and saying "TALK TO EACH OTHER YOU STUPID FUCKING SOCIALLY INEPT FUCKWITS!!!". But of course I didnt cause im not a cockmuncher like they were ... seriously why did you even leave your hovel you stupid boring people .... whatever happened to uncomfortable silences ... what ever happened to talking with the person you sit next to on the plane????? I will tell ya what happened to that shit we used to call real life COMMUNICATION between two human beings ... it went out the window with this great thing that most people laud and worship ....TECHNOLOGY.

Dont worry about playgrounds in the future ... the kids will only be worrying about the WIFI connection in the schoolyard .... fuck that!!!

 

Ok whilst I admit Technology has SOME good uses ... I think its mainly just a fast way to bring about the downdfall of mankind :( .... People arent learning the simple skills in life which helps you with one of the most basic and most important human traits ... the understanding and relating to our fellow human beings... the kids just arent learning how to read and understand people as we used to.

When I was at Burger King the other day having some lunch I saw a table of 14-18 year old kids and they were all sitting at their table and EVERYONE was looking at their phone at one point ... and it just made me sad to think that this is how the world is going .... it really sucks .... I just hope that anyone reading this can think about this and maybe raise their kids in a different way and teach them about manners and nature and love and forgiveness, because at this rate humanity is heading down a very depressing and boring future :( ... just take 2 hours a night or even 2 hours a week where you just dont use any kind of technology and maybe just think to yourself or even do something amazing and call a friend or a family member you havent talked to in a while and say hello| instead of leaving them a msg or a poke on facebook ... that shit just aint the same yo ! ;)

Anyways bit of a boring post but this shit really gets to me and it actually really gets me angry to see how the world is changing and in my eyes its mostly changing for the worse :(  Take some time to say hello to someone random once in a while ... it will make you feel human.

That is all , Peace out , Catch

Having a blog is like having a baby .... ;) :)

Hey hey hey my friends who are using the intraweb for entertaining your soul ....I hope I can help with the entertaining bit ... at least I can try my hardest and my mum always said thats good enough , so thats good enough for me ;)

Having a blog is almost like having a baby .... it starts off small and has 2 parents ( me and the internet ) and its all cute and small and innocent at first and then it gets older and wiser and nastier real quick :P , you feed them they grow , they meet more people, they make new friends ;) Only difference really is that one is make beleive and purely a figment of my imagination and the other is a harsh reality followed by massive personal, financial and emotional responsibilities ;) ... think im just gunna start 2 other blogs instead of having the 3 kids that I want ... I can have a blog family and when I turn 40 and have done this for 15 years I can shoot myself in the realisation that the blogs really are stupid ( sort of anyways ) and that I missed my opportunity to procreate in this world and that I actually missed the whole point of living because I was so caught up with my 3 blog babies .....ok this is really starting to get out of control im gunna start a new paragraph :P

You know what I really hate , well apparently many things according to some of my close friends and girlfriend , and family haha , but I just tend to refer to it as constructive criticism of the world in which we live ....I mean so much stupid shit happens all day everyday and I just happen to be the person who decides to point it out and make stupid remarks about it ....anyways here is a list of 5 things that I hate , in no particular order or level of hate

1: GEORDIE SHORE : This is whats wrong with the world , watch a full eposide of this vile creation and you will feel like vommiting and shitting and pissing at the same time just to rid your body of any of the bullshitnastyness that exudes from this terrible terrible show .

2: INSTAGRAM : Seriously wat the fuck is the go with this shit ...you can post photos on facebook !  oh but whats that ...you can choose from 72 different filters to make your ugly face seem some kind of good ....it still dont work ....you simply just look ugly in a different filter . One thing that is advantageous of this stupid revelation in social media is that it means that people are not posting pictures of their dinner AS often ...they still do of course , but since the revelation of INSTAGAY there has been at least %23.79 less photos of peoples stupid dinner on facebook. ;)

3: PEOPLE WITH BABIES ON FACEBOOK : Seriously, yes I saw you have a kid , NO I dont need to see a new picture of it every 3 or 4 hours cause it looks ugly and has a weird shaped head and its not just me that thinks that because I saw you captioned it " such a cute little girl " but in the comments nobody mentioned the word cute , they said congrats , yay , nice pic and so on but no cute ... if I had an ugly baby I would keep it in the washing machine and only take it out when clothes are dirty and feed it leftover dog food that the dog doesnt eat. ( Note this is not true in any way ! :P )

4: TECHNOLOGY: What the fuck is the go with people going out to dinner and both of them are on their stupid phones scrolling throught pages and pages of stupid useless information that just clogs their brain up with shit and takes away from the actualy experience of being a human , which is massivly built around dealing with other people in the community and learning how to interpret different social situations and correct ways to act etc. Just wait till you get home in 2 hours and then check facebook ....NOTHING WILL HAPPEN !!!!

5: OLD PEOPLE : Ok I know this is a bit harsh and also slightly hypocritical seeing as though im hoping to be one of these one day ...but until I pass 60 im not considered annoyingly old ....ok where to start .... do they practice getting in the road and walking slow or does this talent just come from years and years of walking and then just giving up and thinking ....FUCK I dont give a fuck anymore im not concentrating when I walk and if people get annoyed I dont give a fuck because im old and they cant punch an old person because thats just not cool . They smell funny , come on they do ...some of them may look cute but oh dear god do they emit a nausingliatingly strong odour of musk/old smell , im not sure but im guessing that deoderant and personal hygine hadnt taken effect in society before these people got old so im giving them the benifit of the doubt on this one ...but after 2040 if your old and you smell funny im going to walk up to you and say politely " excuse me sir/madam but you smell like a homeless person who hasnt showered in 79 days and has been sleeping in a rubbish bin full of hospital waste next to the hospital " and maybe im hoping that would be enough to shock them into conforming with the rest of the civilised world and just do one thing and thats spray a bit of deoderant before you go out venturing ;) I also dont like them because they remind me of mortality and make me think about the fact that , yeah your young now , but your turning 30 soon and then theres 40 next and then 50 and then your fucked . If there were no old people walking around then I wouldnt think about the fact that one day I will die I would just carry on wasting away my life in blissfull harmony writing blogs to about 20 people and complaining about things that most people like ....fuck I think im already getting old ! ;)

Anyways thats about all for today maybe tomoroww I willl write a list of the top 5 things that I really love ...or maybe I might write a list of the 5 best balconies of any house/apartment I have ever lived in and how good their views were and other certain funtionalities of the balcony . Ok im out ;)

That is all , Peace out , Catch ;)